hetiquete – v. to choose hot pockets over sex
Tag Archives: sex
herzberg
herzberg – v. to hump a computer
headjob
headjob – n. oral sex
head
head – n. blowjob
;} one of the few things some girls are good for
;} oral sex given from a girl to a guy. Girls should not use this word when descibring a guy giving oral sex to them or a girl giving oral sex to them, it sounds horrible.
Ex. Sharon Turner gives lousy head. Good thing she takes it up the ass.
grungee
grungee – n. a girl or boy named after a sexual organ
Ex. Boobs is a grungee. I feel sad for him.
gorsch
gorsch – v. to press pause just to masturbate during the 2 minute sex scene in a movie
godomy
godomy – n. the desire to have sex with a religious figure
fugas
fugas – n. the odor secreted by two people having sex
fucktory
fucktory – n. a factory that makes porno tapes and sex toys
fuck snap
fuck snap – n. the act of snapping ones penis during elephant sex
fornification
fornification – n. the fact of doing the…um…you know…heheh…that thing,…the nasty thing…that humans do…where a guy sticks his willy in the willy hole…you know…hehehehh.
Ex. I fornicated my wife today, she wasn’t as good as the donkey that I was fornicatin’ last night!
flubobucamp
flubobucamp – v. to be sexually arroused by pointy fruit
flirt-fart
flirt-fart – n. a fart made during sex. It’s NOT hott.
Ex. She made a flirt-fart after the first hour of sex.
fecknikovf
fecknikovf – v. to fuck the pupil of a duck billed platypus’ eye
fartabulous
fartabulous – adj. descriptive of anal intercourse
Ex. Yesterday was fartabulous.