Tag Archives: sex
Quote #23486
“Let’s try this again! My profile keeps getting Hacked! If you see 2 other me floating around,that’s some creeper.I’m the real deal!
In the midst of a conversation with someone I thought it maybe a good idea to make this clear >>>I’M NOT LOOKING FOR A QUICK HOOK UP and I’d appreciate if your intentions are that PUHHLEASE refrain from emailing me. Why waste eachother’s time?? We all have our preferences , rhymes and reasons getting laid just ain’t MINE. Is this a Sex site??? I’m disturbed, turned off and grossed by the sexually aggressive emails and texts I’m getting by You damn MEN!!! What is UP!??We are adults not teenagers anymore and I’m a lady.I’d like to be treated as such ! Save the sex talk for a phone sex operator or hold on, get too know me! ya never know what may come of it! sheesh SLOW DOWN…
no ,i will not go cuddle with you , “hit you up” ( I cant stand that phrase) automatic fail if you say either of those things to me and please do not be a gangster, wanna be gangster ,have the gangster look, attire that looks gangster, anything gangster ..sorry Im just really really reallllyyy not into that type type of guy.’ we are worlds apart …”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #23481
“And we’re here for a good time, not for a long time.”
– from a double-girl dating profile
Quote #23478
“i am doing my master and being an interpreter at the same time.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Fuk yo bitch Ass mom
Written for the movie Grandpa’s Town Pleasing Sweets.
–
1st off fuk ur bitch n yo fat ass mom
i fn’ed fuken her but caz of her lose pussy i couldn’t cum
yea i no dats wrong
but tryin to battle against me
you won’t last long
like the weed in ma glass bong
they call me long shlong
How much would a woodchuck fuck if…
While you are driving, you notice a car ahead…
#23321: davepoobond -> stimpyismyname
davepoobond: whaaoooooooo!!!
stimpyismyname: ..wha?
davepoobond: whoaaaaaaoooooahha!
stimpyismyname: get your backpack or somethin
davepoobond: no
stimpyismyname: 😎
stimpyismyname:
stimpyismyname: i like beans in a sexual way
ZolaOnAOL: You are not the only one.
stimpyismyname: HAHAHAHA
stimpyismyname: ROFL
stimpyismyname: OMG
stimpyismyname: THAT WAS SOOO FUNNY!!!
davepoobond: =-O
davepoobond: the n-gage looks shitty
sotelo
sotelo – v. to film yourself fucking a moose
Abrasive, disruptive employees…
Quote #23095
“Not a Barbie so don’t expect me to be perfect
I love to eat so I’m fat lmao
Just here to meet cool new ppl.
No pervs cus I ain’t givin no poosay u can skip my page negga”
– from a girl’s dating profile
popuso
popuso – v. to throw a box of recently-used, wet, condoms out onto the freeway while going 75 mph, and making sure that there is at least one car behind you.
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #23007
I love you
You love me
Can you spell bestiality?
With a b-e-a-s-t-i-a-l-t and y
That will get you three to five.
Dinosaurs Humping
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