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“skinny = get some, fat = eat some”
– davepoobond
Quote #17071
“can I get some ass with that cupcake”
::gets slapped::
– davepoobond
Quote #16980
“Let’s go get a maid, then we can get laid in a big pile of manure”
– davepoobond
Quote #16421
“every good boy gets fine ass”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
Quote #16354
“I HATE MY MOM <- I HAVE SEX WITH HER!”
::underneath that is…::
“YOUR MOM IS CHEAP! SEX=$1 BJ=50c HJ=10c”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school. Most likely written on a desk.
Quote #16005
“We’ll do a threesome here”
– Mrs. DYKE
Quote #15765
“Quite fun in the sack”
– Ms. Signs
Quote #15472
“if the guy doesn’t come a-packing, I come a-back ache”
– from the Radio