Q: Who comes down the hospital chimney once a year and fills the stockings with bandages?
A: Santa Gauze.
Tag Archives: Santa Claus
Joke #18010
Q: What kind of bug keeps Santa Claus company?
A: Chimney (Jiminy) Cricket.
Joke #17514
Q: Who is one cool cat at Christmas?
A: Santa Claws!
Quote #16268
“…SECRET SANTA. I’m not paying for it, my mom is”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
Quote #15691
“Down here, a visit from Saint Nick…”
– Ms. Signs
Quote #13921
“Hi im santa claus! turn around and give me a hug!”
– Holmes
Quote #13920
“Santa Claus will get all north pole on your ass if you don’t be good”
– Holmes
Joke #13822
ELF: “Santa, please slow down. I get nervous when you speed around corners.”
SANTA: “Do what I do. Close your eyes!”
Joke #13820
Q: Why does Santa have a garden?
A: Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe.
Joke #13814
Melissa: “Why didn’t Santa visit your house?”
Amy: “We don’t have a chimney!”
Joke #13803
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sara.
Sara who?
Sara monster on the roof or is that Santa Claus?
Joke #13793
Q: What’s black and white and red all over?
A: Santa Penguin.
Joke #13775
Q: What does Santa call his Christmas Eve delivery service?
A: The flight before Christmas.
Joke #13774
Q: What did Mrs. Claus say about Rudolph?
A: “Oh, he’s such a dear (deer)!”
Joke #13773
Q: What’s as big as Santa but weighs nothing at all?
A: His shadow.