Two horse players met one day. The first asked, “How did you do at the track today?”
The other guy answered, “Very well. I got a ride home.”
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Joke #12830
“Did you hear about the pro track sprinter who was faster than a speeding bullet?”
“Yeah. The coach fired him.”
Joke #12743
My husband is killing himself trying to keep up with the Joneses. They’re joggers.
Joke #12644
SON: “When you were in school, Dad, did you participate in any sports?”
FATHER: “Track was my best sport. I’ll never forget the day I ran the hundred-yard dash in only seven seconds. And if I ever catch the guy who put those bees in my shorts, I’ll kill him!”
Joke #12635
TRACK STAR: “I think nothing of running five miles every morning.”
REPORTER: “Me too, I never think of it either.”
Joke #11510
Reporter: How long have you been running?
Track Star: Since I was eight years old.
Reporter: You must be tired.
Joke #11508
Q: What should a runner eat before a race?
A: Ketchup.
Joke #11501
Q: Why do fast-food lovers do so well in marathons?
A: They like to eat and run.
All Runners are Athletes
All runners are athletes
Leroy is a runner
Leroy is an athlete
All runners are athletes
Lucia is not an athlete
Lucia is not a runner
All runners are athletes
Linda is an athlete
Linda might be a runner or she might not be
All runners are athletes
Larry is not a runner
Larry might be an athlete or he might not be