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Joke #21868
Q: When is the only time you smile and wink at a black guy?
A: When you are looking through the scope on your rifle.
Joke #12091
SERGEANT: “Tell me, soldier, what is the first thing you do when cleaning a rifle?”
PRIVATE: “I take a look at the serial number.”
SERGEANT: “Why do you look at the number, meathead?”
PRIVATE: “To make darn sure I’m cleaning my own rifle.”
Joke #12069
SERGEANT (on rifle range): “Get set, aim, fire at will.”
PRIVATE: “Which one is Will?”
Joke #12065
SERGEANT: “Remember, soldier, your rifle is your best friend.”
SOLDIER: “That’s right, Sarge. So don’t ask me to fire a pal.”
Joke #11061
Q: What do the breath of a kid who’s been eating chili dogs and a high-powered rifle have in common?
A: They both could stop a moose.
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argraza – v. to shoot a smurf with a sniper rifle
Joke #9279: Church Bell Blues
Thanksgiving Day was approaching, and a family had received a Thanksgiving card with a painting of a pilgrim family on its way to church.
Grandma showed the card to her small grandchildren, observing, “The pilgrim children liked to go to church with their mothers and fathers.”
“Oh, yeah?” her grandson replied, “so why is their dad carrying that rifle?”