Q: Why did Smokey the Bear retire?
A: He was burned out.
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On your 120th birthday and you were alive, would you:
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Girls, don’t worry about an individual retirement plan. Marry a rich man.
Joke #10718
Q: Why did the elephant cross the road?
A: Because it was the chicken’s day off.
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Another version of this joke:
Q: Why did the elephant cross the road?
A: Because the chicken retired.
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Another version of this joke:
Q: Why did the hippo cross the road?
A: Because it was the chicken’s day off.