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Joke #12086
An Air Force fighter pilot radioed the tower the following: “Pilot to tower. Plane on fire. Almost out of fuel and I’m over the ocean 75 miles out at 900 feet. Radio me instructions. What should I do?”
To which the tower replied: “Base to pilot. Repeat after me …. Our Father, who art in heaven ….”
equlpaj
equlpaj – n. a Spy Kids secret agent radio
Joke #8954
Q: Hear about the blonde that bought an AM radio?
A: It took her a month to figure out she could play it at night too.
The Media
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Quote #6701
“so drink Hershey’s milk”
– from the radio
Joke #5310
One day there was a blonde driving down the road and was listening to the radio.
The person on the radio kept telling blonde joke after blonde joke so she turned off the radio.
A little while later she sees a blonde in a cornfield in a rowboat so she pulls over gets out and yells “Its blondes like you that give us a bad name, if I could swim I would come out there and kick your ass.”
sappdred
sappdred – n. old gum inside a radio
samchu
samchu – v. to fart on the radio