“I can’t stand the words VAGINA and UNDERWEAR. I ask way too many questions because I always want to know why. I have a big heart. I can make 30 minute brownies in 20. I can’t parallel park and refuse to learn. :)”
– a girl’s dating profile
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Quote #22168
“I have the confidence of the hot tall blonde with DDs even tho I’m a petite 5’2” brunette (but always wearing heels) and love my small boobies.”
– a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22167
“Oh and pps if you really want to talk to me, talk to Me, don’t try to go hit on my friends after you meet or see them. Cuz I will drop you just like the economy, I’m just sayin.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22162
About Me:
“WELL MY NAME iS STEFANiE MANY OF MY FRiENDS CALL ME STEFFiEPOOH OR STEFFiE. iM iN LOVE WiTH ANYTHiNG THAT HAS 2 DO WiTH CUPCAKES. i HAVE WHAT i CONSiDER A NiCE BODY. i HAVE CURVES iN ALL THE RiGHT PLACES. iVE BEEN IN AND OUT OF THE DATiNG GAME FOR THE LAST 2 YEARS JUST GOT OUT OF A SERiOUS RELATiONSHiP. AT THE MOMMENT iM NOT LOOKiNG 2 JUMP iN2 A RELATiONSHiP BUT i DO WANNA JUST KiCK iT WiTH SOMEONE KOOL NO JUDGEMENTS AND MAYBE THEN iT CAN LEAD 2 MORE. i AM WORKiNG ON MYSELF. BEEN THRU ALOT LATELY. i LOVE 2 WORK OUT. iTS BECOMiNG A PART OF ME. i AM 420 FRiENDLY. PLEASE ONCE AGAiN iF U DONT AGREE WiTH PPL WHO SMOKE WEED THEN JUST KEEP MOViN ON CUZ NOT EVERYONE WHO SMOKES iS BAD OR A TROUBLEMAKER OR A LOSER. i LOVE 2 BE OUTDOORS. i LOVE 2 CUDDLE AND SPEND TiME WiTH FRiENDS AND FAMiLY. i LOVE ALL SORTS OF MUSiC EXCEPT SPANiSH…SORRY NOTHiNG PERSONAL JUST iSNT MY STYLE. DONT MiND iF YOU DO THO :] HONESTLY iM JUST TAKiNG TiME 2 FiND MYSELF AND GET MY LiFE TOGETHER. iVE GROWN UP ALOT AND iVE RELiZED WHATS iMPORTANT. WANNA KNOW MORE HIT ME UP…”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22158
First Date:
“Beat each other up or something”
– a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22155
About Me:
“this is whack.com. LOL. i dont know why i sighed up for this. Maybe cause imma wakko. but hai. i like tattoos 3 and i love food. I love tegan and sara. I love taking back sunday. my hobbies are tv and eating. BLAH this is lame. why do all the hot guys smoke weed UGH”
Interests:
“food dood. 3 key to mah heart. DUH. i like cookie dough icecream and chipotle. LOL.”
– from a dating profile
Quote #22137
“I figured I’d be able to fill this out most accurately if I were high. And lucky for you, I am. Let’s start there, I love being high. I smoke weed, and a lot of it.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22097
::insert picture of a more-or-less hot chick::
“I am unique. You love me.
My favorite thing to do is eat. I enjoy books, they are more entertaining than most people.
I am not sarcastic and hate humor.
Music is for the weak.
Lets get tacos sometime.
I always wear a pleather jumpsuit underneath my clothes.”
– from a girl’s dating profile.
Quote #22094
First Date:
“this is random but i wouldn’t even mind going to a graveyard and fall asleep on a grave.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22093
“I ACUALLY KNOW HOW TO BE NICE TO GUYS ON HERE UNLIKE ALOT OF THE STUCK OF WHORE ****ES ON HERE WHO THINK THEY ARE TOO GOOD FOR GUYS. WELL WAKE THE **** UP. YOU AINT sh*tWITHOUT A PENIS IN YOUR VAGINA.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #21982
Interests:
“Fucking”
– on a girl’s dating profile.
Quote #21634
“Oh baby i’m rubbing my spacebar keep moving your mouse oh yah baby here i go i’m gonna download all over my key board here it goes uhhhhh say my name baby ……”
– on a girl’s dating profile
Quote #16832
Written in the profile field “Member Name:”
“POOOOOOPGRL”
– from the internet
Quote #16831
Written in the profile field “Member Name:”
“Gwano (bat poop)”
– from the internet
Quote #16830
Written in the profile field “Member Name:”
“GueSs WhO????”
– from the internet