“Exactly as promised. Delivery on the promised day. I will return for more presents for my wife. Best regards”
– from the Internet
Tag Archives: present
Joke #13813
Q: What do you get when you cross a toy with an elf?
A: A present that wraps itself.
Joke #13811
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf me pick up this heavy present.
Joke #13778
Q: What do you get when you cross a toy with a parrot?
A: A present that talks to itself.
Joke #13777
Q: What do you get when you cross a menorah with a present?
A: Eight gifts to unwrap!
Joke #13747
Q: Why did Santa cross the road?
A: To deliver presents.
Joke #13727
Dora: “Who is your favorite ghost from A Christmas Carol?”
Alonso: “The Ghost of Christmas Presents!”
Joke #12959
LADY: “I need a birthday present for my husband.”
SALESMAN: “How about a hunting jacket or a smoking jacket?”
LADY: “No, my husband doesn’t hunt or smoke.”
SALESMAN: “Well, how about this? Don’t tell me you can turn down a bathrobe.”
Joke #12862
I heard a story about a husband whose wife was never pleased with any present he bought her. So one Christmas he decided to give her cash as a gift. Naturally, she exchanged it for something else.
Joke #12625
A mother gave her children’s school bus driver an ideal Christmas present — a pair of ear plugs.
leiamostoi
leiamostoi – v. to ask Santa for $3 million worth of presents
acuna
acuna – v. to get an Office Depot person as a present