drinker poop – n. the kind of poop you have the morning after a night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet
Tag Archives: poop
doodoonut
doodoonut – n. a doughnut made out of poop
doney
doney – adj. to have been pooped on while having sex
Ex. You look doney.
DOHC
DOHC – Acronym. Acronym for District of Human Crap
dilli
dilli – n. tricks like dumping poop on your head
Die Aria
Die Aria – n. when on the toilet, this substance has a tendency to be released.
Ex. I made a Die Aria
dad wooping
dad wooping – v. to rub your white feces all over your dad. <see woop>
Ex. blowthetoad rubs his white feces all over his dad.
daaaaaaa
daaaaaaa – n. poopandshit
cuhgtyul
cuhgtyul – v. to sit down while being constipated and squish that little poop against your underwear, leaving a tremendous skidmark.
Ex. After I cuhgtyul, I should wipe.
cuamanak
cuamanak – n. like an almanac, but instead records every instance when a dog sat on its own turd
crapyarder
crapyarder – n. someone that craps in your yard and then eats the crap
cow patty
cow patty – n. when having lots of fiber and fruit/vegetables you shit out a dollop into the toilet which looks like cow shit. The result is a cow patty
courtesy flush
courtesy flush – n. the act of flushing the toilet the instant the nose cone of the poop log hits the water and the poop is whisked away to an undisclosed location. This reduces the amount of air time the poop has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the walk of shame <see walk of shame>
corn poop
corn poop – n. (Self-explanatory). Poop that looks like corn.
clean poop
clean poop – n. the type of poop where you poop, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the paper.