Q: How many Polish people does it take to make an apple turnover?
A: Two. One to buy an apple turnover, and one to pretend he’s offended that this joke is directed towards Polish people.
Tag Archives: Poland
Joke #18721
A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test.
They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.
“Can you read this?” the optician asks.
“Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “Heck, I know the guy.”
Joke #18662
A steam locomotive passing through Poland one night was running low on coal.
The engineer said to his fireman, “We’re coming to a town, let’s stop and send the porter out to get more coal. Can you see the name of the town on the depot sign?”
The fireman replied, “It appears to be Danzig in the dark.”
And the engineer shouted, “Buy coal, Porter!”
Quote #16045
“Everybody tells Polish jokes”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
Quote #16044
“The joke you told about the 2 Polish guys screwing in the light bulb was really demeaning. I saw how Joe Kowalski reacted to the joke. He was really offended”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
zoxiuc
zoxiuc – n. a rare and complicated sexual position used only in Turkey and the outskirts of Poland
wnuczek
wnuczek – n. a well endowed Polish male.
Ex. Check out that wnuczek over there.
sqer
sqer – n. a stupid Polish guy that sits at a teacher’s desk and stares at the girls in the room or reads the whole time, and there’s no fucking reason for him being there cause he doesn’t do anything, and the teacher doesn’t even talk to him or acknowledge his existence to the class.
Polish lesbian
Polish lesbian – n. a lesbian that likes men
Squackle Guestbook #20573
| Monday 09/23/2002 8:20:08pm | |
| Name: | Name |
| Homepage: | http://www.squackle.cjb.net |
| E-Mail: | whatseatmail@email.net |
| I like to | make polish people with a last name of polniachek look really stupid |
| I like Squackle!: | Yes |
| Comments: | well Polniachek, you’ve managed to state the obvious. “THE IM’S ARE STUPID.” Well Polniachek, whats the name of the section called? STUPID IM’s! Not exactly the brightest apple in the bunch, are you? If you maybe read the name of the section you go into, maybe you won’t be so surprised when you get in there. Those IM’s are funny to some and not to others. You can say that they are “not funny”, but to call them stupid is like: “DUH!” So think before you talk and fix some of them spelling errors! |