I’m really good at
“Making different voices, like Pokemon or Nintendo characters. I once counted 119 Pokemon voices I could do, I’m not sure how much my voice has changed though!”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Tag Archives: Pokemon
Hokemon Theme Song
Parody of Pokemon Theme Song.
Fun Fact: The “Hokemon” are a group of fucked up animals that I made to parody Pokemon. They can be found on SquackleWiki.
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Today is the day, to be blown away
Like no one ever had…
I will get them on my balls, and be their masters till they die…
The Hokemon have to understand, the power that I put inside them…
Hokemon…! Gotta fuck ’em all!!
It’s you and me Hokemon…
I know it’s our destiny!
Hokemon…Oh…you’re my best weapon,
in a battle we must wiiiiiin…
Hokemon…! Gotta fuck ’em all!!
A fart so true — our courage will jerk me off!
You teach me and I’ll give you a gun!
Hokemon!
Gotta Fuck ‘Em All!
Gotta get ‘Em All!
HO-GAY-MONNNNNNNNN!
Quote #21101
Person 1: “Those aren’t Vikings!”
Person 2: “It’s Team Rocket!”
– from Pokemon the Movie
Quote #17032
“collecting fonts is like a Pokemon quest in a way”
– davepoobond
Quote #15245
“Only a novice goes into a battle with a pooped out Pokémon!”
– Pokémon
Quote #14663
“don’t pick on Pikachu!”
– Pokemon the Movie (1999)
Gay or Not: Pokemon
Loading ...Top 10 Signs Your Presidential Candidate Is Under-Qualified
10. Promises to improve foreign relations with Hawaii.
9. Runs a series of attack ads against Martin Sheen’s character on “The West Wing.”
8. His #1 choice to work on his cabinet is “That Bob Vila guy.”
7. Outstanding record as Governor of Rhode Island nullified by the fact that no one really cares.
6. Got his degree in Political Economics by bribing Sally Struthers with a chocolate donut.
5. Anybody mentions Washington, he asks, “The state or the DC thingie?”
4. At the debates, answers every question with a snarled, “You wanna wrestle?!?”
3. Vows to put an end to the war in Pokemon and free the Pikachu refugees once and for all.
2. Says the Pledge of Allegiance as quickly as possible, then shouts, “I win!”
..and the Number 1 Sign Your Presidential Candidate Is Under-Qualified..
1. On the very first question of the debate, he attempts to use a LIFELINE.
Download: Pokemon font
Pokemon font (2.2 KiB, 2,027 hits)
use the font that was used in Pokemon. Isn't that SPECTACULAR!?! I DONT KNOW WHY I EVEN HAVE THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!111@@@111###4^^%##45
wealk
wealk – adj. to be married to a Pokemon
twatchma
twatchma – n. a car dressed up as a Pokemon
tulrain
tulrain – n. a retarded tall person who smokes pot all day. Plays Runescape and Pokemon
pokegon
pokegon – n. a dead pokemon
leeta
leeta – v. to kill a pokemon with a can of pee and a stick
dgiohoetsdrjtaklhp
dgiohoetsdrjtaklhp – n. the only thing thats cooler than something that kills Pokemon-Chase