blowjaw – n. a kind of jaw that would be perfect for blow jobs
;} a person’s jaw that is shaped in such a way that makes you want to stick your penis into it
Tag Archives: penis
rainbow party
rainbow party – n. an oral sex party if’s a gathering where oral sex is performed and rainbow comes from all of the girls put on lipstick and each one puts her mouth around the penis of the gentleman or gentlemen who are there to receive favors and makes a mark on a different place on the penis hence the term rainbow.
manliness ratio
manliness ratio – n. the ratio of a fully erect penis to a soft one. The bigger the ratio, the more manliness the person has. The ratio is erect/soft. If someone with a 3 inch penis when soft becomes 15 when hard, that would be better than someone who had a 5 inch soft penis when soft that only becomes 6 when erect.
Funny fact: davepoobond wrote this at work on the back of a piece of paper, and forgot it there. So the person who found it must have been thinking “WHAT THE FUCK!!!??”
The Penisquation II
The Penisquation II – n. another form of the Penisquation, but the balls are hairy
The Penisquation
The Penisquation – n. a really fucked up mathematical formula that, when graphed, comes out in the shape of a cock and balls
ghij
ghij – n. a pinky-sized penis
ciekij
ciekij – n. someone with such a small penis, they use a strap on for sex
minneola
minneola – v. to get your penis to take the trash out
swope
swope – n. to count the penises in your ass
xefoler
xefoler – v. to direct traffic with your penis
fagenson
fagenson – n. a bird dick
borgnine
borgnine – v. to break a board with your penis
bioré
bioré – v. to stick your wang into a game console controller port, and actually play by pushing your eyes, squeezing your nose, moving your ears, pulling your hair, jiggling your balls, jacking off/finger yourself, etc.
cook
cook – n. a person paid to cook and suck cock
Joke #9118
Two old men were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.
One leaned over the other and said, “Crimony sakes! Life is boring. We never have any fun these days. For $5.00, I’d take my clothes off and streak through the darned flower show!”
“You’re on!” said the other old fellow, holding up five dollars.
As fast as he could, the first old man fumbled his way out of his clothes, and while completely naked, streaked through the front door of the town hall.
His friend heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by a loud roar of applause. The streaker burst back out through the door surrounded by a cheering crowd. Hurriedly, he ran over to his eager buddy.
“Wow, what happened?” asked his friend.
“It was great!” he said, “I won first prize for best dried arrangement!”