Q: Why was the dishwasher arrested?
A: For panhandling.
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“Did I tell you the story of the Ham Pan story? I’ll tell you it”
– Mrs. DYKE
Read the Ham Pan Story here: https://squackle.com/6797/stories/the-ham-pan-story/
Joke #11421
Sister: Did you clean that fish before you put it in the frying pan?
Brother: Why should I clean it? It couldn’t get dirty in the water!
Sister: Well, what kind of fish is it?
Brother: Smelt.
Sister: I know it did. But what kind of fish is it?
The Ham Pan Story
As told by Mrs. DYKE
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There was this lady that always took off 4 inches the back of her ham. One day, her girlfriends said, “why do you cut the back 4 inches off your ham? You’re not supposed to do that!” She said, “I don’t know, that’s what my mom always did.” So she asked her mom why she cut the back 4 inches of the ham, and her mom said, “because my pan couldn’t hold the last 4 inches of the ham.” That’s the relation between the Opium Wars and my butt
panzoo
panzoo – n. a zoo of pans (instead of animals)