Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me hide under the bed with you?
Tag Archives: orange
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“give me one green, one orange”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
Quote #16066
“I have a gorgeous orange”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
Quote #14366
“unless they give me a volume of orange juice or percentage, I could care less”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
Quote #14365
“I could care less about orange juice”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
Quote #14289
“can’t see the lovely orange?”
– Ms. Boms
Quote #14185
“the sky is orange because the sky is orange”
– Mr. P-yooson
Quote #14103
“what are these lil’ orange thing…here?”
– Mrs. Biology Bitch
Joke #13802
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad you were good all year?
Quote #13614
“5 black 3 white 1 red 1 blue 1 orange”
– Dr. OldNBald
Joke #12993
Q: Do you know how to crush an orange?
A: Tell it you don’t love it anymore.
Joke #12149
He’s so naive when it comes to sports, he thinks the Orange Bowl is a place to store citrus fruits.
Joke #11607
An American asks a Mexican, “Do they have Jews in Mexico?”
The Mexican replies, “Si stupid we do. Tenemos apple jews, orange jews, and pineapple jews.”