blowjaw – n. a kind of jaw that would be perfect for blow jobs
;} a person’s jaw that is shaped in such a way that makes you want to stick your penis into it
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rainbow party
rainbow party – n. an oral sex party if’s a gathering where oral sex is performed and rainbow comes from all of the girls put on lipstick and each one puts her mouth around the penis of the gentleman or gentlemen who are there to receive favors and makes a mark on a different place on the penis hence the term rainbow.
salad toss
salad toss – n. the act of oral anal sex
;} oral sex with the anus.
Unspoken Words
Things You Will Never Hear A Woman Say:
1. I’ll sacrifice my career goals and dreams to stay home and cook for you.
2. Biologically my body is built to serve you and nothing else.
3. Oral sex is my favorite hobby.
4. During my bad week, I’ll get you a hooker.
5. Does this make my butt look too small?
6. PMS is just a myth.
7. That guy has great breasts.
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Things You Will Never Hear A Man Say:
1. I’ll sacrifice my career goals and dreams to stay home and cook for you.
2. Sure she has a great body, but how’s her personality?
3. Beer leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
4. When Bambi’s mother was shot I cried.
5. Forget the game, Oprah’s on!
6. It’s your decision.
7. I care.
ughbaroot
ughbaroot – v. to give oral sex to a toad or frog. Used in a homosexual manner.
Ex. Blow The Toad ughbarooted his dad.
quisahi
quisahi – n. an old IMAX theater stub used to perform oral sex on a toilet paper roll in a dirty McDonalds bathroom