armchair quarterback – n. a man who spends his entire life telling people what play to run, but couldn’t run a play if his life depended on it.
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chiselitis
chiselitis – n. a medical condition diagnosed by the propensity to not pay medical bills
nincompoop
nincompoop – n. a rich kid who really believes that the school bully is going to pay back the money he borrowed from him
good salesman
good salesman – n. a person who can convince you that you’ve always wanted a product you never saw before in your life
alimony
alimony – n. the billing without the cooing
crick
crick – n. the noise a Japanese camera makes
pro wrestler
pro wrestler – n. a method actor in trunks
old-timer
old-timer – n. a person who remembers when a hot lunch at school was a warm meal instead of a stolen sandwich
big ego
big ego – n. a complex in which one doesn’t take praise as a compliment. They take it as the gospel truth.
pessimist
pessimist – n. a person who swears the human race was fixed to keep him from winning.
Mister Presidentures
Mister Presidentures – n. the name of top man in the dentist’s union
bill consolidation loan
bill consolidation loan – n. something a banker gives to someone who has everything and bought it all on time
feminist
feminist – n. a woman who’d rather organize political rallies than kitchen cabinets
ogla
ogla – n. a polar bear in Death Valley
shituation
shituation – n. a shitty situation
;} a situation involving defecation