fartalism – n. the feeling of inevitability one gets when one can hold it in no longer
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fart accompli
fart accompli – n. a silent observer of a fart perpetrator in a confined space
fartable farter
fartable farter – n. someone who can fart on demand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ex. He sure is a fartable farter he farted when someone said fart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffart
fart
fart – n. smelly gas that comes outta your ass (hey! that rhymes)
;} a butt burp
;} something that smells better than Sharon Turner’s nasty pussy
;} to break wind
;} Acronym. acronym for Flabby, Anal-Retentive Tory
farart
farart – n. a type of art that you paint by putting a paintbrush in your butt and painting on the canvas, or wiping a lot of paint inside your butt and farting it out, spraying it all over
fantasy
fantasy – n. a daydream you want to happen.
Ex. 90% of my fantasies have come true.
faloofnoof
faloofnoof – n. a bum who eats his poop then throws up on people
faleeaz
faleeaz – n. a man with breasts
;} a woman with a penis
fake biker
fake biker – n. a pussy that takes his Harley to Sturgis on a trailer or in the back of a truck.
Ex. A REAL biker rides his Harley to Sturgis. A fake biker hauls it to Sturgis..
fahagen
fahagen – n. a fag that looks like a fag
fagocyte
fagocyte – n. a microscopic cell that is a fag
faggoteer
faggoteer – n. one who has sex with gay people.
Ex. Go to hell, you fucking faggoteer.
faggit
faggit – n. how a dumbass spells faggot
faeidsye
faeidsye – n. a huge paper clip
fadickle
fadickle – n. a cyclops monkey that eats paint chips for entertainment. The females grow huge protruding butts to attract males.
Ex. Hi! I’m Steve Irwin and today we’re going after fadickles. You can buy them at a Wal-Mart near you!