perimeter of poop – n. 2 lengths plus 2 widths of poop minus bumps
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perfect
perfect – n. what Sharon Turner said when I fucked her in the ass while fingering her clit
pereg
pereg – n. the 2nd line of Love Handles <see Love Handles>
percupita
percupita – n. a lady math teacher with a mustache
pep rally smep rally
pep rally smep rally – n. a shitty thing you have to go to at school where moms make out with their blindfolded teenage boys who think they are cheerleaders
peoria
peoria – n. a sock mine, where you dig into a mountain and you can find socks
pentawar
pentawar – n. a war fought against 5 countries/enemies
pentasexual
pentasexual – n. someone who has a goozak and an ulian, and they have sex with male and female humans, and animals. Not too much different from a trisexual except the goozak in their ass and the ulians on their legs. <see goozak, ulian, and trisexual>
penobsci
penobsci – n. a permanent penis leash. Doesn’t have to be exactly literal. Similar to being pussy-whipped.
Ex. Mary put Billy’s penobsci on so tight he bled to death. Learn from Billy.. don’t put it on too tight. Or else suffer from your penis falling off.
penius
penius – n. an earthquake that comes while you’re going poop
;} a genius when it comes to the penis
;} adj. the opposite of genius
penis wrinkle
penis wrinkle – n. the wrinkle on ones penis.
Ex. 1: I have several penis wrinkles.
2: Eric is a penis wrinkle.
Penis Pirate
Penis Pirate – n. a pirate that straps on a dildo, instead of a patch, on their eye
penis licker
penis licker – n. Jacob Sooter is this.
Ex. Man did you see penis licker at Uniques last night?
Penis
Penis – n. a very good thing
;} something that’s fun to stick up a girl’s butt
;} something only smart people have
;} something Gregory Bach and Kevin O’Connell don’t have, but they like to suck them
;} the women’s balls.
Ex. I love to suck on penises.
Ex. My penis is huge.
pendrith
pendrith – n. a boyfriend or girlfriend that is a duck