Q: Why do cannibals prefer certain body parts to others?
A: I don’t nose; it’s hard to ex-spleen.
Tag Archives: nose
Joke #11057
Q: Why is having bad breath sort of like having something hanging from your nose?
A: Sometimes even your best friends won’t tell you.
Joke #11054
Answer: A guy who picks his nose and throws it, one who does no treat on Halloween, and Dr. Van Helsing from Dracula .
Question: Who’s a flicker, a tricker, and a wooden stake sticker?
Joke #11053
Q: Why didn’t Ann want to go out with the boy who was always picking his nose?
A: She felt that would be scraping the bottom.
Joke #11052
Q: Why should you heed your father’s advice about picking your nose?
A: Because father nose best.
Joke #11047
Q: Why should you never pick your nose and then eat it?
A: You don’t know where that finger’s been!
Joke #11042
Q: What’s green, slimy, and comes out of your nose?
A: Milk that went down the wrong way during lunch.
Joke #11038
Q: What do you call a modern sitcom about a funny suburban kid who picks his nose and laughs obnoxiously?
A: “Leave It to Beavis”
Joke #11037
Q: What do you call a hamburger restaurant where kids pick their noses?
A: Booger King.
Joke #11031
Q: What do you call a shady character with a runny nose?
A: A phlegm-flam man.
Joke #10821
A: A snotty nose, Doctor Giggles, and a bat with holes in it.
Q: What’s a sniffle, a piffle, and a whiffle?
disnose
disnose – v. to take off a nose
Joke #9051
Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalog.
Joke #8931
Q: What do you call a blonde with a runny nose?
A: FULL
Joke #8925
Q: How did the blonde burn her nose?
A: Bobbing for chips.