Q: Why doesn’t Santa harness horses to his sleigh?
A: Horses don’t have red noses!
Tag Archives: nose
Joke #13754
Q: Why is Rudolph’s nose red?
A: To match Santa’s suit.
Joke #13288
With the price of fuel the way it is these days, when you build a snowman, you use rocks for his eyes and nose instead of coal.
Joke #12494
An exclusive neighborhood is a place where the rents are high and the noses are even higher.
Joke #12137
HOCKEY PLAYER: “Last year I broke my nose in six places.”
REPORTER: “That’s impossible.”
HOCKEY PLAYER: “No, it isn’t. I broke it in Montreal, New York, Chicago, Atlanta, Los Angeles, and Philadelphia.”
Joke #12040
When the man of the house returned from work, his son said, “Dad there was a man here to see you this morning.”
The father asked, “Did the man have a bill?”
The kid answered, “No, he had a nose like yours.”
Joke #11774
Caller: My goodness, Operator! Your nose is so stuffed up, I can’t understand you. You should really take something for that cold.
Operator: Good Idea. I’ll take the rest of the day off!
Joke #11732
Q: I run, yet I have no legs. What am I?
A: A nose.
Joke #11719
Q: How do you stop a space creature from smelling?
A: Cut off his nose.
Joke #11687
Q: Why isn’t a Martian’s nose 12 inches long?
A: Because if it were, it would be a foot!
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Another version of this joke:
Q: Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
A: Because then it would be a foot.
Joke #11599
First Fan: Did you hear about the wrestler whose nose ran and feet smelled?
Second Fan: No, what was wrong with him?
First Fan: He was built upside down.
Joke #11578
Q: Why was the basketball player holding his nose?
A: Someone was taking a foul shot.
Joke #11464
Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A: Because they have big fingers.
Joke #11306
Q: What did one eye say to the other eye?
A: Just between you and me, there’s something that smells.
Joke #11210
Q: Why do gnats fly into your mouth at night?
A: Because it’s too dark to find your nostrils.