Q: What time is it when the clock strikes 13?
A: Midnight, Pacific Ghost Time!
Tag Archives: night
Quote #16290
“In a real dark night of the soul it is always three o’clock in the morning”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
Joke #12819
Another baseball first happened yesterday in New York City. Umpires decided to call a night baseball game on account of daylihgt.
Joke #12791
Doctor Smith phoned Mike, his mechanic, in the middle of the night and said, “It’s my engine again, Mike. I can’t get it started. That car is one big headache!”
“Well, Doc, take two aspirin and phone me again in the morning.”
Joke #11980
“Don’t you work in the shirt factory?”
“Yes. I do.”
“Why aren’t you working today then?”
“Because we’re making nightshirts this week.”
Joke #11436
Carl: Gee, it’s dark out tonight, isn’t it?
Christy: I don’t know. I can’t see.
Joke #11409
A brother and sister had a fight and were sent to bed without any dinner.
After lying in bed for about ten minutes, the brother decided to make up.
So he tiptoed down the hall to his sister’s room, and whispered, “Are you awake?”
“I’m not telling you!” she whispered back.
Joke #10703
Q: What fish swims in the sky at night?
A: A starfish.