“who’d steal 30 bagged lunches? ill tell ya who took those lunches. its that damn Sasquatch”
– Billy Madison (1995)
Tag Archives: movie
Quote #14592
“gettin layyyyyyyyyyyed!, gettin layyyyyed gettin layed gettin layed!”
– from a movie
Quote #14591
“That’s a very, very nice walkie talkie you have there”
– Chill Factor (1999)
also known as “That movie with Cuba Gooding Jr. being an ice cream truck delivery guy”
Quote #14590
“Did they send me daughters…..when I asked for sons? I’LL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU!!”
– Mulan (1998)
Quote #14300
“I saw a film once about treehuggers”
– Ms. Boms
Quote #14294
“are you ready for a little more Gatsby viewing?”
– Ms. Boms
Quote #14282
“end o’ film HF”
– Ms. Boms
airplane
airplane – n. the only place you can’t walk out on a boring movie.
Joke #12969
The movie I just saw should have been rated RR instead of PG — for rotten and ridiculous!
Joke #12967
I’m so afraid of water since I saw Jaws 2 that I won’t take a shower without a spear gun.
Joke #12965
“My new movie was a bomb,” lamented the young actor.
“How do you know that?” asked his agent.
“I was in the theater at the premiere,” explained the actor, “and as soon as the audience saw the words, ‘The End,’ on the screen they applauded.”
Joke #12896
OVERHEARD IN A HOLLYWOOD STUDIO: “My last movie made over 35 million dollars. One million on admissions and 34 million on the popcorn!”
Joke #12847
“I just got a role in a movie,” an actor said to his agent. “I play a hen-pecked husband married to a woman who lives with her mother and four teenaged daughters.”
“That’s nice,” said the agent. “But too bad it’s not a speaking part.”
Joke #12774
A movie star returned to his boyhood home for the first time since he became famous. “I guess everyone around here talks a lot about me,” the star said to the mayor.
“That’s right,” agreed the mayor. “You’re so famous we even put a sign in front of your old house.”
The movie star beamed. “Really?” he exclaimed. “What does the sign say?”
Smiling broadly, the mayor replied, “It says Stop!”
Joke #12729
There’s a horse out in Hollywood who has made 10 pictures. He’s not a star. He just does bit parts.