If Detroit had manufactured the Apollo space capsules, man would have never reached the moon. The capsule would have been recalled halfway to its destination.
Tag Archives: moon
Joke #12266
Q: Why did they send a dancer to the moon?
A: They wanted someone who could moonwalk.
Joke #12038
SON: “Hey, Dad! This newspaper says the moon is going broke.”
DAD: “Why is it going broke?”
SON: “The paper says it’s going into its last quarter.”
Joke #11708
Q: What keeps the moon from falling through space?
A: The beams, silly!
Joke #11686
Q: There is no water on the moon, so an astronaut must wear a watch. Why?
A: Because there is a spring inside.
Joke #11685
Q: In space, when was milk the highest?
A: When the cow jumped over the moon.
Joke #11673
Q: An astronaut spent a week on the moon. He left on Wednesday and came back on the same Wednesday. How did he do it?
A: His spaceship was named Wednesday.
Joke #11665
Q: What animal has two humps and is found on the moon?
A: A lost camel.
Asteroid Graffiti
Lassie’s Comet
A Star With a Tail
Astronauts
Out to Launch!
Explore the sun!
Go at night!
Skylab fell
Due to lack of support
Planet MacDonald’s Has
Golden Arch
Space Food Causes Empty Feeling
Moon Fell–
Beams gave way
Space Food
In a few light years, you’re hungry again!
Joke #11611
Man to space travel agent: “Give me a ticket to the moon.”
Agent: “Sorry, the moon is full.”
Joke #11386
Hope: Which is farther away – New York City or the moon?
Andy: New York City.
Hope: Why do you say that?
Andy: I can see the moon, but I can’t see New York City!
Joke #10737
Q: When was meat so high?
A: When the cow jumped over the moon.
lacoe
lacoe – n. a black moon
Joke #9050
Q: What’s the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
A: One was the first to walk on the moon and the other fucks little boys up the ass.
Joke #7865
Q: How do you know when the Moon is going broke?
A: When it is down a quarter.