The other day a pickpocket tried to pick my pocket and I was so broke, all he got for his trouble was practice.
Tag Archives: money
Joke #12526
Every American motorist will tell you that the easiest thing to run into today is debt.
Joke #12524
True, a fool and his money are soon parted. But what I’d like to know is how they got together in the first place.
Joke #12522
The prices they get for toys these days are outrageous. Last Christmas in order to buy my daughter a dollhouse, I had to take out a mortgage on it.
Joke #12519
I can tell you the perfect way to save on heating bills during the winter. Move to Death Valley.
Joke #12518
I thought I’d save a lot of money on heating fuel in the winter by having a fireplace installed in my house. Then I found out how much firewood costs.
Joke #12517
You can’t win today. To cut down on my electric bill, I started using candlelight at night. So what happened? …My house caught on fire and burned down.
Joke #12512
Today, it’s not how much money you make that’s important — it’s how much credit you can get.
Joke #12511
The Lord created all men equal, but gave them different earning potentials.
Joke #12510
Here today, gone tomorrow. That’s the life story of my paycheck.
Joke #12509
These are modern times. Girls no longer marry men for money. They marry them for charge accounts.
Joke #12506
These days, the only thing emptier than my savings account is my gas tank.
Joke #12502
These days, the only person who makes more money than he can use is a counterfeiter.
Joke #12495
Politicians are carefree when it comes to junkets. They don’t care where they go as long as it’s free.
Joke #12494
An exclusive neighborhood is a place where the rents are high and the noses are even higher.