“Sam dropped his money on the sidewalk; however, when he looked for it, he couldn’t find it nowhere”
– from a book
“Sam dropped his money on the sidewalk; however, when he looked for it, he couldn’t find it nowhere”
– from a book
Q: Why does Santa give coal to bad boys and girls?
A: Oil is too expensive!
“and its clear that the Indians didn’t rip off the settlers! They paid 22.50 for this piece of dirt! If they put it into the bank then, they’d have enough to buy the whole Manhattan Island back!”
– Dr. OldNBald
“we’re gonna work everything in CENTS”
– Dr. OldNBald
“cost per pen: cents”
– Dr. OldNBald
Q: How do you keep a lion from charging?
A: Take away its credit cards.
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Another version of this joke:
Q: How do you stop a 200-pound hamster from charging?
A: Take away its credit cards!
Q: How do you double your money?
A: Fold it.
Q: When does it rain money?
A: When there is a change in the weather.
Q: What do you do if a rhino charges you?
A: Give him your credit card.
New York City is so polluted that yesterday the mayor tried to sell Manhattan Island back to the Indians for about twenty-four dollars. The Indians didn’t want any part of the deal.
The only things you can get for a dollar these days are dimes, nickels, quarters, and pennies.
Of course we’ve all heard about the President of the United States from Georgia who never made any real money until he was elected… because he’d spent his entire life working for peanuts.
With the price of fuel the way it is these days, when you build a snowman, you use rocks for his eyes and nose instead of coal.
Did you hear about the Eskimo who struck oil in Alaska? The first thing he did was rush out and buy his wife a cloth coat.
The cuts in federal spending have taken their toll on our space projects. Now astronauts can only get rockets to lift off if they peddle fast enough.