Written on a desk:
Next day it looked like this:
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
Q: When was Mickey Mouse’s girlfriend born?
A: Minnie moons ago.
Kat-herine Hepburn
Jane Hounda
Collie Stevens
Mickey Meowse
Fang Sinatra
Bitey Davis
Angora Dickinson
Alfred Hitch-cocker Spaniel
Goldiefish Hawn
Rabbit Redford
Mary Tyler Moo-er
Johnny Curson
Q: Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?
A: To find Pluto.
tuwep – n. a voice that sounds like Mickey Mouse on helium