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Joke #9080
Q: What does McDonald’s and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.
Joke #9077
Q: What does Wal-Mart, Zellers and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: Boy’s underwear half off.
Joke #9069
Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?
A: One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children; the other is a plastic bag.
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Another version of this joke:
Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.
Joke #9068
Q: How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
A: When the big hand is on the little hand.
Joke #9053
Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.
Joke #9052
Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
A: He thought it was a delivery service.
Joke #9051
Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalog.
Joke #9050
Q: What’s the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
A: One was the first to walk on the moon and the other fucks little boys up the ass.
Joke #9049
Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?
A: There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.
Joke #9025
Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
A: The greyhounds wait for the hairs to come out.
Joke #8971
Q: What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?
A: Got two fives for a ten?
Joke #8970
Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A: Get out of my sun!
Joke #8969
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s new book?
A: It’s called, “The In’s and Out’s of Child Rearing”