Q: Why aren’t short Martians as lazy as tall Martians?
A: Because they aren’t as long in bed.
Tag Archives: Mars
Joke #11704
Q: What did the adding machine say to the Martian?
A: You can count on me.
Joke #11703
Q: Why are four legged Martians poor dancers?
A: Because they have two left feet.
Joke #11700
Q: Why do Martians always put their shoe on last?
A: Because when they put on one, the other is left.
Joke #11699
Q: Why did the Martian want to become a bus driver?
A: So he could tell Earthlings where to get off.
Joke #11697
Q: Why is a room filled with married Martians like an empty room?
A: There isn’t a single Martian in it.
Joke #11696
Q: What did the Martian say when his dog fell out of the flying saucer?
A: Dog-gone!
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Another version of this joke:
Q: What do you say when a dog runs away?
A: Dog-gone!
Joke #11695
Q: Why did the Martian think grass was dangerous?
A: He heard it was full of blades.
Joke #11693
Q: Why did the Martian suspect that the walls were keeping secrets?
A: They’re always meeting in the corner.
volcano
volcano – n. a mountain on Mars with hiccups
Joke #11690
Q: What did the Martian say when he was told he couldn’t fish without a permit?
A: I’m doing very well with worms, thank you.
Joke #11689
Q: What’s green and lives in salt water?
A: Moby Martian.
Joke #11687
Q: Why isn’t a Martian’s nose 12 inches long?
A: Because if it were, it would be a foot!
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Another version of this joke:
Q: Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
A: Because then it would be a foot.
Joke #11683
Q: What kind of footwear did the Martian make from banana skins?
A: Slippers.
Joke #11682
Q: What’s green and goes up and down?
A: A Martian in an elevator.