Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
A: He heard boys’ pants were half-off.
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Top Ten Ways to Spend the $250 Million Powerball Jackpot
10. A twinkie for everyone in the country.
9. Develop and market an action-figure doll of yourself.
8. Get yourself one a’ them “Pentagon quality” toilet bowls.
7. Buy the biggest trailer in West Virginia, and then put a new BMW on blocks in the front yard.
6. Pay for a top-notch therapist to deal with the feeling that, compared to Bill Gates, you’re still not rich.
5. At long last: a home-slurpee machine of your VERY OWN!
4. Four words: Prank call to Antarctica.
3. Goodbye aluminum siding: Hello golden siding.
2. Get it all in pennies and ride the horse in front of K-mart, FOREVER!
1. Donate it to a college. Then they can name a building after you: “Lucky Bastard Hall”
thinking cap
thinking cap – n. an imaginary thing that you put on your head that actually is supposed to help you think. Can be bought (or stolen) at any Target, K-Mart, or other fine stores that look like they may go bankrupt