You Know It’s Freezing Outside When…

America just made it through another snowy winter.  Last year record lows were established.  It was cold, but it could get worse.

You know it’s freezing outside when…

– your water bed turns into an ice cap.

– your false teeth chatter and they’re not even in your mouth.

– you run outside sobbing and your tears freeze.

– conservationists find “Big Foot” frozen to death.

– city workers can’t get the snow plows started.