Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice.
Ice who?
Ice wear (I swear) I’ve been good all year!
Tag Archives: ice
Joke #13752
Q: What’s red, white, and blue and flies in the air?
A: A frozen Santa!
Joke #13735
Q: What do you ask a boy skating on thin ice?
A: “Can you swim?”
Joke #13733
Q: What does Frosty the Snowman hang on his Christmas tree?
A: Icicles.
Joke #13090
Did you hear about the loony athlete? He drowned trying to play ice hockey on Lake Ontario… in August!
You Know It’s Freezing Outside When…
America just made it through another snowy winter. Last year record lows were established. It was cold, but it could get worse.
You know it’s freezing outside when…
– your water bed turns into an ice cap.
– your false teeth chatter and they’re not even in your mouth.
– you run outside sobbing and your tears freeze.
– conservationists find “Big Foot” frozen to death.
– city workers can’t get the snow plows started.
Joke #11993
DOCTOR: “Why did you jump in that icy river to retrieve your hat? You could have been killed.”
PATIENT: “I know, but I had to get my hat. If I go without one in the winter, I catch cold.”
Joke #11946
My father taught me to swim when I was five years old. He took me down to the river and threw me in. I wouldn’t have minded, but people were ice skating at the time.
Joke #11454
Q: What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
A: Polaroid’s
Joke #11287
“My girlfriend’s name should be Refrigeratior.”
“Why?”
“She can be cold as ice.”
baikonur
baikonur – n. an Italian ice discount
gemenrev
gemenrev – n. a hot dog sticking out of a frozen lake
tuelve
tuelve – n. a hot dog covered in ice
furno
furno – n. an ice cube inside a hot dog
Polar Bear on Ice
