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– from the TV
Tag Archives: house
Quote #14781
“You are starting to get rude letting those people destroy my house that i built with my bare hands”
– from the Internet
Quote #13963
“we parked the car between the houses”
– sisterpoobond
Quote #13858
“Harry John and Phil went to Bob’s house”
– from a book
Quote #13857
“A termite is an animal that attacks a house. Yes!”
– from a book
Quote #13855
“Termite attacks a house. Yes”
– from a book
Joke #13796
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow one home at my house.
Joke #13282
A kid runs into his house and says to his mother, “Can I have a quarter for a man who’s outside crying?”
The mother asks, “What is he crying?”
The youngster answers, “‘Ice cream, 25 cents!'”
Joke #13201
I wish laughter was the best medicine. A comedian would make a house call cheaper than a doctor would.
Joke #13174
A mother who has a neat housekeeper looked at her teenaged son’s messy room and said, “Just because we live in a ranch house, that’s no excuse for your room to look like a stable!”
Joke #13153
OVERHEARD: “My wife doesn’t like to play with fire. That’s why we haven’t had a hot meal in our house for months.”
Joke #13144
My wife never cleans up our house. When company comes, she just puts drop cloths all over the mess and tells everyone we’re painting.
Joke #13140
Our house is so small, the attic is in the basement.
Joke #13008
CUSTOMER: “I’d like a robe to wear around my house.”
SALESMAN: “Fine, how big is your house?”
Joke #12983
A spaceship landed on the front lawn of a house on Long Island. A mouse stepped out and walked up to the front door and knocked. A man opened the door and the mouse said, “Take me to your liederkranz!”