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Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#5924: YoursTruly -> Holmes

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YoursTruly: `ello

YoursTruly: hehe

Holmes: hey hows life

YoursTruly: bad

YoursTruly: guess who this is!!

YoursTruly: heehee

Holmes: i knew that

YoursTruly: guess

Holmes: oh the sister

YoursTruly: its not poopy old bethany

YoursTruly: yeppyepp

YoursTruly: heehee

Holmes: i knew it

YoursTruly: she has got a lot of ppl on her buddy list

YoursTruly: how???

Holmes: uhh

Holmes: i dunno

YoursTruly: bethany is not as hypper as me??

YoursTruly: thats what EVERYONE says!!

YoursTruly: well they can go poop on their head

Holmes: i…can’t…imagine…why

YoursTruly: i like the word poop

YoursTruly: how about you???

Holmes: poop

YoursTruly: lol

YoursTruly: you still own that store???

Holmes: Arts and Entertainment – RhydinCheapNSave

Holmes: darn tootin

YoursTruly: bethany got so0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o mad at me when i told her i got on her s\n

Holmes: hahahhaha

YoursTruly: yeh she screamed at me!!!

Holmes: sahhaHAHSHSAD

YoursTruly: said she was gonna kill me if i did it again

YoursTruly: did you know she almost killed someone once

Holmes: i won’t tell ::cross fingers::

Holmes: wow

Holmes: thats scary

YoursTruly: yea she hold every thing in side so when she gets mad she get mad

YoursTruly: i know

Holmes: …

YoursTruly: so0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o

YoursTruly: guess what i am eating!!

Holmes: cheese pizza

Holmes: poop

YoursTruly: lol

YoursTruly: nope ice cream!

YoursTruly: oh no

YoursTruly: bethany is home!!!!

Holmes: uh oh

YoursTruly: what do i do?

YoursTruly: i will say i didnt mean too

Holmes: get life insurance

YoursTruly: i thought it was my s\n at first

YoursTruly: lol

YoursTruly: she is coming

Holmes: write your will there time left!

YoursTruly: What did she tell you?

YoursTruly: she exed out the convo

Holmes: ..uh…

YoursTruly: what did she say?

Holmes: …she said your the nicest person in the world

Holmes: and that she’d NEVER EVER mean to switch to your screen name

Holmes: did you beat her up

YoursTruly: no…………

YoursTruly: tell me the truth

YoursTruly: i g2g bye

YoursTruly: tell me the truth later

Holmes: k

Stupid IMs, Prank IMs, Chat Logs

#5923: Holmes -> SuperKim, Smj -> Holmes

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Holmes: Hey hows life? whats happenin? hows it hanging? whats new? whats up? let me in on the news…

SuperKim: do i know u?

Holmes: i dunno, do you know me?

SuperKim: well who are u? how did u get my s/n

Holmes: I’m a spy from the organization of the Texas can-can dancers

SuperKim: funny

Holmes: we have reason to believe your selling illegal q-tips

SuperKim: kiss my a$$

Holmes: we are asking you to stop before innocent ears get hurt…

SuperKim: fukk u

Holmes: that hurts 🙁

Holmes: I thought you were related to SuperMan in some way but superman has better MANNERS

SuperKim: how do u know did u meet superman???

Holmes: yes, I made him dinner…a kryptonite sandwich with cheese

Holmes: he liked it so much, he fell over like he was havin a seizure

Holmes: have you ever met spiderman?

Holmes: it’s a yes or no question…

SuperKim: fukk u

SuperKim: i dont wanna tlak to you what are u 2

Holmes: where i come from, we speak proper english…

SuperKim: i dont give a shit

Holmes: speakin of givin shit, santa gave me shit for christmas, what did he give you?

Holmes: …i’ll take that as that he gave you nothing

—

2 seconds later, and, gee, I wonder how I knew it was the same person only a diffrent screen name?

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Smj: hi

Holmes: hello

Smj: wutz up

Holmes: o you know…

Smj: ….?

Holmes: come on you know whats up…

Smj: umm

Holmes: yeah you know….come on…you know…

Smj: ew?

Smj: how old r u?

Holmes: 99 years old and growing

Smj: loFl

Smj: no really

Smj: how old r u???

Holmes: you first

Smj: 17u?

Holmes: i forgot..

Smj: just tell me

Holmes: what if your some stalker

Smj: NOPE IM NOT

Smj: WHO R U ANYWAYZ?

Smj: HOW DID YOU GET SUPERKIM’Z SN?

Holmes: my mommy said I should never ever give out: my age or name or that she beats me on the internet

Smj: umm ok

Smj: your gay

Holmes: I know magical powers

Smj: bye

Holmes: wait

Holmes: i’ll tell you

Smj: wut?

Smj: fine then tell me

Smj: right now!

Smj: hurry hurry!

Holmes: it’s a magic power called: “People Directory”

Smj: o

Smj: well how old ru?

Holmes: it works in mysterious ways….

Holmes: 16

Smj: o wel im not really 17…

Holmes: OOOOOOOOOO YOUR A LIAR JUST LIKE AL GORE

Smj: loFl

Smj: im 34

Smj: jk jk

Holmes: jk? is that some new slang term

Smj: your gay dude

Smj: bye

Holmes: 🙁

Holmes: i’ll never sleep again 🙁

Smj: o wut a shame 🙁

Smj: i dont care

Holmes: you got a big poop-colored heart

Smj: ok

Smj: fine then ill talk to u….

Smj: umm…..

Smj: where r u from?

Holmes: …uh…Connectituctst or however it’s spelled

Smj: u dont even know how to spell where your from?

Smj: damn you must be rrreally stupid

Smj: you mean connecticut?

Holmes: yeah thats it it had somethin with connect in it

Holmes: don’t make fun of stupid people, it only makes them stupider…my dad taught me that

Smj: your corny

Holmes: i like corn…

Smj: or korn?

Holmes: hmm yeah

Holmes: where I come from it’s spelled with a C not a K

Smj: i meant the band you schmuck

Holmes: OH the band, yeah korn is cool

Holmes: whats a schitmuck?

Smj: i didnt say shitmuck

Smj: shmuck

Smj: sound it out now

Holmes: shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh muccccccckkkk

Smj: good job

Holmes: do I get a A +?

Smj: nah

Holmes: awwww

Smj: r u really 16?

Holmes: yup

Smj: sure bout that?

Holmes: uh hold on, let me check my birthday cards…

Smj: ok do you have a pic?

Holmes: yeah it says: Congrats, your 16

Holmes: nope scanner = busted

Smj: ooo

Holmes: i just have the mentallity of a 6 year old, kind of like that movie Jack with Robin Williams

Smj: ha

Holmes: only i have more sexy looks then he does

Smj: suuure

Holmes: fine don’t believe the sexy man

Smj: fine iwont

Holmes: fine

Smj: wut were you sayin to superkim?

Smj: fine

Holmes: uh some stupid stuff

Smj: llike wut?

Holmes: like i’m suppose to remeber?

Smj: uh huh

Smj: and it’z “supposed to” not suppose

Holmes: sorry i didn’t know it was english class

Smj: thatz ok

Holmes: so, miss teacher can I go to the bathroom? I gotta tinkie..

Smj: nah kid

Smj: sorry

Holmes: i’m about to tinkie on the floor if i don’t go

Smj: o well

Smj: not my floor

Holmes: well I gotsta poop too, so there better be room on the floor

Smj: ew you nasty

Smj: shut up about the fucken shit and piss thing ok>???

Holmes: you brought it up

Smj: no u did

Holmes: no

Smj: yes

Holmes: no

Smj: anywayz…

Holmes: anywayz no

Smj: wut kind of music do you like?

Smj: fine then bye

Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#5922: Squall -> Holmes

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Squall: shirlock holmes

Holmes: if i was really sherlock holmes i’d atleast know how to spell my name, dummy

Squall: well you know the e and the i are right across from each other?

Holmes: good for the E and the I, want me to throw a party for them?

Squall: umm no i think theve had enough exitment for one night i think

Holmes: wimps….

Holmes: i think there stupid

Squall: umm are you ok or just not

Holmes: i’m crazy, jeeze can’t you tell?

Squall: my grandma is half iridh and my grandpa is half lesbian that makes me quarter lesbian

Squall: irish*

Holmes: wow thanks for the info, incase i’m ever on jepardy and they ask: This person is a quarter Lesbian, I’ll proudly say: Who is Squall?

Squall: that would be me in a tree or would that be in a nut shell

Holmes: be me tree be rhyme

Squall: ohh well who let you out of the zoo

Holmes: the Lions, they said i was getting too annoying and they booted me out. They also said I lived like an animal and I didn’t clean after myself

Squall: }:)

Squall: and yes that is a unibrow i think or a giant stye in my eye

Holmes: wow thats so cool

Holmes: Not i’mm cooler then you and no it isn’t true

Squall: so actually im cooler than you

Squall: i feel contagious

Holmes: no see i’m 10% Ghetto, 20% Eminem, 30% Crazy, 15% Cheese Stick, 5% Lesbian Trapped in a mans body and 25% FREA-KAY

Holmes: wait thats a 105

Squall: cant you count you egotistical freak with 9 fingers

Holmes: yeah i can count, 1 2 3…3….3……..3….uh umm….3 2 1 there i counted…

Squall: ohh really i dont consider that counting but whater your mom wants to teach you is ok with me

Holmes: i’ll wrestle you

Squall: ill embestle you

Holmes: i’ll make you brush your teeth with crest….le…

Squall: le ?? is that like bruce cause if so i might need some super strength juice

Squall: well i gtg

Squall: joe shmoe

Holmes: don’t let the cyber door cyberly bonk your cyber ass on the cyber way out, cyberly

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#5921: Santa -> Holmes

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Santa: HO HO HO

Holmes: OH MY GOD! IT’S SANTA! I WANT SOME PASTE AND A CUP OF PENNIES FOR CHRISTMAS

Santa: No youve been baddd!

Holmes: but…but…but…that old lady DESERVED to be smacked and spanked…and that little baby didn’t deserve that candy, he didn’t ADMIRE it as much as i did

Santa: You aint gettin shit!

Santa: Just kidding! ^_^

Santa: ::gives him shit::

Holmes: ::takes it:: i love you santa ::hugs him::

Santa: ::feels loved:: Yup, this is the best part of the job =)

Holmes: i was lieing…i didn’t get shit for nothing! ::pulls down his pants and yanks on his beard::

Santa: You naughty boy!

Santa: Get him elves!!

Santa: ::a buncha elves jump on him gnawing and biting::

Holmes: No! Don’t send Miketyson the elve on me! HE bit my EAR last time ::runs in circles trying to advoid the elves::

Santa: BITE HIS BUM MIKETYSON!!

Santa: SHOW NO MERCY!!! MUOHOHOHOHOHO

Holmes: ::gets bit in the bum:: My BUM! My Bum! My Bum is on the ELF!

Santa: ::all the evles fart in his general direction::

Santa: *fart**fart**fart**fart**fart**fart*

Holmes: ::grabs his chest:: it’s all over…i’m going to that big rectum in the sky…good bye stinky world, i’ve been brown faced with farts ::falls over::

Santa: HOHO! Feel the jollyness of my gas!!!

Santa: ::lays a ferociously jolly fart::

Santa: ::a little TOO jolly::

Holmes: it’s…too…jolly…we’re…loosing oxygen…fast…captain…save us…we’re…we’re…

Holmes: downloading napster…

Santa: Ok, my work here is done. ::hops in his sleigh and flies off::

Holmes: ::flips the finger:: HO HO this FAT BOY

Santa: I’ll be back next year, with more elves and beans too!!!!

Holmes: I’ll be wearing my GAS MASK MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ::cough:: ::cough:: uh…oh yeah…MUHAHAHAHAHAHA

Prank IMs, Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#5920: Holmes -> DaBratt

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Holmes: spam it

DaBratt: WHAT?

Holmes: i didn’t stutter i said S-P-A-M-I-T

DaBratt: WHO IS THIS?

Holmes: i’m your uncles sisters daughters mothers fathers sons hairdressers sisters brothers stocbrockers uncle, you should know me

DaBratt: OH OK WHATEVER

Holmes: don’t go there girlfriend

DaBratt: SHUT UP

Holmes: talk to the computer screen cause my speakers ain’t listenin…

DaBratt: SHUT UP

Holmes: can’t we be friends? i’m taking a poll

Holmes: Question #1: Do you speak Zulu?

DaBratt: NO

Holmes: Question #2: How do they make jello green?

Holmes: Question #3: Coke or Pepsi or Glue?

Holmes: These are serious questions, i need them fr my class…

Holmes: Argh just ANSWER THE QUESTIONS and i’ll leave you alone…

Holmes: fine, i see how it is….

Holmes: i try to be nice, all nice and nice and stuff and this is what i get in return? I’m killing myself

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#5919: RideOrDieChic -> Holmes

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RideOrDieChic: HEY! ASL

Holmes: mind your damn buisness

Holmes: your freaky

RideOrDieChic: NO IM NOT

Holmes: i’m 105/transexual/Hell, Michigan

Holmes: wanna go out with me, big you? you sound so sexy

RideOrDieChic: SORRY I DIDNT MEAN 2 BOTHER I ONLY WANTED 2 SAY I LIKED URE SCREENMAE PLUS HOLMES IS MY FAVORITE WORD

Holmes: how about cheese, thats a cool word

RideOrDieChic: SORRY SNIFF SNIFF

RideOrDieChic: DANG

Holmes: or cheeze whiz

Holmes: or cheesy whiz cheese

Holmes: see

RideOrDieChic: SORRY

Holmes: WHAT

RideOrDieChic: I WONT BOTHER U

RideOrDieChic: AGAIN

Holmes: HUH

Holmes: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING

Holmes: STOP IT! YOUR GOING TO FAST

RideOrDieChic: I SAID IM NOT GOING 2 BOTHER U

Holmes: THE VOICES

Holmes: THERE TELLING ME TO BURN THINGS

RideOrDieChic: U SAID MIND URE OWN DAMN BUISSNESS

Holmes: BURN

Holmes: BURN YOU!

Holmes: AHHH

RideOrDieChic: OMG IM CRYIN

Holmes: so whats up man?

RideOrDieChic: IM NOT A MAN

RideOrDieChic: JESUS IM CRYIN

Holmes: cool

Holmes: need a tissue?

RideOrDieChic: NOT FROM HELL

RideOrDieChic: !

RideOrDieChic: U SAY IM WEIRD

Holmes: WELL GO BUY ONE YOU CHEAPO, YOU AIN’T GETTING SYMPATHY FROM ME, THATS ONE KLEENEX I BOUGHT WITH MY MONEY

RideOrDieChic: HECK I WAS JUST BEING A INNOCENT BY SSTANDER

Holmes: CHEAPO YOU SMELL ALL CHESSEY AND STUFF

RideOrDieChic: AND THAN I GET SHOT UP BY U

Holmes: I CAN CYBER SMELL YOU

RideOrDieChic: HECK IM RICH

RideOrDieChic: NOT CHEAP

Holmes: YOUR STINKY RICH

RideOrDieChic: YEAH

Holmes: STINKY BASTARD

RideOrDieChic: U 2 HEFFER

Holmes: TAKE AN ICE CREAM SHOWER YOU SMELLY LADY

RideOrDieChic: HAHAH

RideOrDieChic: LOL

RideOrDieChic: LOL

RideOrDieChic: LOL

RideOrDieChic: URE FUNNY

Holmes: so where are you from?

RideOrDieChic: HELL

RideOrDieChic: ACTUALLY

RideOrDieChic: OHIO

Holmes: cool i’m from LA

RideOrDieChic: COOL SO IS MY SISTERS BOYFRIEND

Holmes: TOO BAD I LIED HAHAHAHA

Holmes: LIAR

RideOrDieChic: O SURE

RideOrDieChic: AIGHT

Holmes: KISS MY BUTT

Holmes: whats up women?

Holmes: hey your cool

RideOrDieChic: SURE

Holmes: be cool and stay in school

Holmes: don’t do drugs, drugs do you

RideOrDieChic: WHEN DO UI WANT ME 2 KISS URE BUTT

Holmes: life sucks in the ghetto lane

RideOrDieChic: IM NOT STUPID

Holmes: RIGHT NOW

RideOrDieChic: THE GHETTO IS TIGHT

Holmes: CYBER KISS IT

RideOrDieChic: OK

RideOrDieChic: I KISS URE BUTT

RideOrDieChic: HAHAH

Holmes: YOU CALL THAT A KISS

Holmes: asl?

RideOrDieChic: OLD ENOUGH 2 GO OUT WITH U

Holmes: YOU FRIGID INSENSITIVE CRAZY LUNATICAL POST DRAMATIC STRESS DISORDER PATIENT

RideOrDieChic: YEAH U SYKITOFRANTIS CYBER HEFFER

RideOrDieChic: AH

RideOrDieChic: SISSY FIED TQWEETY BIRD

RideOrDieChic: YTO MONGOOSE SUCKIN DICK SUCKIN HEFFER

RideOrDieChic: HAHAH

Holmes: YOU RETARDED CHEESE MONKEY DISHWASHER SMELLY EATABLE CHEEZE WHIZ GUM CHEWING CARMEN SANDIAGO LOVING TOM BOY

RideOrDieChic: AWW URE SO SWEET

Holmes: i’m sweet as a rotten apple

RideOrDieChic: RU DONU TALKIN BOUIT YO SELF

Holmes: and twice as sweet

RideOrDieChic: CAUSE

RideOrDieChic: IM OUTTA HERE

Holmes: outta where

Holmes: here or there?

Holmes: there or here?

RideOrDieChic: BYE!

Holmes: WHERE?

Holmes: OUTTA OF HERE?

Holmes: WHERES HERE

Holmes: WHERES THERE

Holmes: WHERE

Holmes: WHERE

Holmes: WHERE ARE YOU GOING

Holmes: TALK TO ME

RideOrDieChic: OMG URE CRAZY

Holmes: HEY

Holmes: thanks

Holmes: i love you

RideOrDieChic: AWAY FROM U

(i was disconnected…damn lituanians) note: you can read more about them here: The AOL Theory

Holmes: hey

RideOrDieChic: WHAT/

RideOrDieChic: IMSAD

Holmes: why?

RideOrDieChic: CASUE

RideOrDieChic: CAUSE

Holmes: i’m sorry my brain snapped, that happens like every minute, sorry about that

RideOrDieChic: YEAH?

RideOrDieChic: SURE SNAPAGAIN

Holmes: doctors say i’m crazy but i don’t agree with them

RideOrDieChic: ITSNOTLIKE WE HAD A CONVERSATION NE WAYZZ

Holmes: see a crazy man hears voices in there head, but I hear voices from the baker under my BED, so i’m not crazy

RideOrDieChic: O KOOL

RideOrDieChic: BYE!

Holmes: and also the pepsi girl from the commercials is telling me to buy pepsi

RideOrDieChic: IMME 2 MORROW

Holmes: alright i’ll tell you more about the gay man that sleeps in my bed tommorow…

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#5918: Holmes -> GODS SOLDIER

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Holmes: i love god!!!!

GODS SOLDIER: huh

GODS SOLDIER: love ya to?

GODS SOLDIER: bye

Holmes: wait…

GODS SOLDIER: heheh i dont know you

Holmes: rember me, i’m tim…

GODS SOLDIER: ?

Holmes: you don’t remeber me? thats gratitude for ya, you SERIOUSLY don’t remeber me?

Holmes: come on think, last year?

GODS SOLDIER: um huh

GODS SOLDIER: i need more detail

Holmes: well we were at church together and i said: “God damn, if i don’t get some corn bread and a piece of spam i’m gonna turn to satan” in that wierd redneck voice and we both died laughing, you don’t remeber that?

GODS SOLDIER: oh

GODS SOLDIER: yea

GODS SOLDIER: um no

GODS SOLDIER: BYE

Holmes: make up your MIND

GODS SOLDIER: LOL

Holmes: yeah no, what is it?

GODS SOLDIER: bye

GODS SOLDIER: i dont know you

GODS SOLDIER: bye

Holmes: yeah you do i was just playin…

GODS SOLDIER: um ok

GODS SOLDIER: who are you man

Holmes: i just wanted to say godsoldier that i love god and maybe he did kick me out of heaven and spank me for not cleaning his boots the right way, but i…i…LOVE YOU MAN

GODS SOLDIER: look

GODS SOLDIER: bye

Holmes: where are you going?

GODS SOLDIER: soemwere

Holmes: here or there?

GODS SOLDIER: dont email me anymore

Holmes: ???

Holmes: whats e-mail?

Holmes: when people ignore me i go PSYCHO!!!!!!!

Holmes: ble blah dooby do da day bob dole do you take this goat to be your wife?

Holmes: I can feel my brain cracking, i’m going to go eat myself…

Holmes: talk to you later and remeber one important thing that i’m going to tell you about life…

Holmes: wear pants…

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#5917: SATANWILLCHANGEU -> Holmes

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SATANWILLCHANGEU: hi

Holmes: who the hell do you think you are?

SATANWILLCHANGEU: ?????

SATANWILLCHANGEU: i jus want to talk wit you

Holmes: ….so start talking

SATANWILLCHANGEU: where are u from

Holmes: none of your buisness, your probablly one of those stalker people…

SATANWILLCHANGEU: listen if u don’t want 2 talk, u just say so

SATANWILLCHANGEU: u there?

Holmes: will satan really change me?

SATANWILLCHANGEU: yes, satan rules

Holmes: rules what?

SATANWILLCHANGEU: THE WORLD

Holmes: why can’t he rule something smaller like the bathroom? the world is too big

SATANWILLCHANGEU: the bathroom stinks….

Holmes: yeah say that now, but what if you had to go and you couldn’t hold it, would you care if the bathroom stunk then?

SATANWILLCHANGEU: ur gay, shut up

Holmes: i’m gay for telling the truth? i guess half the people in the world are gay then…

SATANWILLCHANGEU: stop dat

Holmes: go pray to satan, you wierdo. Satan can burn in hell for all i care

Holmes: he’s the gay one

SATANWILLCHANGEU: HE LIVES IN HELL U IDIOT

Holmes: thank you mr. obvious. You know, if you weren’t here making me 20 times as sure of the truth, i don’t know where i would be…

SATANWILLCHANGEU: i hate u, u fasg

SATANWILLCHANGEU: fag

Holmes: looks like hooked on phonics worked for you

SATANWILLCHANGEU: shut up

Holmes: maybe you should stop talking to me before i out smart you again

SATANWILLCHANGEU: FAG

SATANWILLCHANGEU: GAY

SATANWILLCHANGEU: HOMO

Holmes: your still talking to me?

SATANWILLCHANGEU: bye

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#5910: elmoisfurry -> Holmes

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elmoisfurry: holmes………..u smell of rotten beef carcases

Holmes: thanks

elmoisfurry: thats not a compliment u jackass

elmoisfurry: get it

elmoisfurry: jack

elmoisfurry: …….

elmoisfurry: ass

Holmes: o

elmoisfurry: heh heh heh

elmoisfurry: like a donkey

Holmes: who is this thou

elmoisfurry: hahahahahahahahahahaha

elmoisfurry: im thou

Holmes: oh ok thou

Holmes: i’m george w bush

elmoisfurry: BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!1

elmoisfurry: but i thought u were ploppy McPlopperson, esq.

Holmes: nah

Holmes: thats my next vice president

elmoisfurry: damn

Holmes: Bklynzballer

elmoisfurry: he smells like ham

elmoisfurry: nein

elmoisfurry: essen mein schise gern

Holmes: yea

elmoisfurry: schisse

Holmes: yewah

elmoisfurry: i staind my socks with my cranberry juice-and-spam sandwich

Holmes: cool

elmoisfurry: u guys r dumb

Holmes: !

Holmes: i know ur one of us

Holmes: in the chat

elmoisfurry: davepoopypeanutsbond is made of pickle jelly and congeled fart

Holmes: stimpyismyname

elmoisfurry: oh crap my coke

Holmes: or elmoisfurry

elmoisfurry: howd u know

elmoisfurry: elmo sucks

Holmes: just do hehehehe

elmoisfurry: so does nose

elmoisfurry: his nose is soooooooooooo poo filled

Holmes: lol

Holmes: how about his ears?

Holmes: are the poo filled too

elmoisfurry: he has none, just a bunch of noses

elmoisfurry: but not all of them are poo filled

elmoisfurry: only 13 out of 47

Holmes: o

elmoisfurry: 26 of them are filled with crack cocaine and electrical appliances

elmoisfurry: 7 of them are stupid

Holmes: oh

Holmes: which am i under

elmoisfurry: and the last one is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious……oh wait, no, its stupid too

Holmes: o

Holmes: a lot of stupids

elmoisfurry: yea

elmoisfurry: cause hes stupid like a flappy fish

elmoisfurry: homless

elmoisfurry: hahahahahahaha

Holmes: would help to know what your talking about but ok

elmoisfurry: no u will never know what i am talking about because i eat my vitamins

elmoisfurry: so there

Holmes: o.o

elmoisfurry: wtf

elmoisfurry: u talkin bout mah momma

elmoisfurry: oh yea, well, ur a dirty ho that eat fried beans just so you can fart and still have a good time

elmoisfurry: hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

elmoisfurry: immmmmmmmmmmmmmmm soooooooooooooooooooooo fuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Holmes: ahh

Holmes: your scaring me

elmoisfurry: no

elmoisfurry: not

elmoisfurry: im actually a stupid idiot

elmoisfurry: who poops his own pants

elmoisfurry: every 30 seconds

elmoisfurry: cause i suck

elmoisfurry: ………..wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Holmes: ahh

Holmes: i’m trying to make this funy log!

elmoisfurry: IM TRYING TO KILLLLLLLLLL UUUUUUU

Holmes: o

elmoisfurry: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Holmes: well do it already

elmoisfurry: ::kill::

Holmes: ::dies::

elmoisfurry: ::dumps on homless’s face and makes him eat it, even though hes dead and its stupid::

Holmes: ………..

elmoisfurry: DAVE SMELLS

elmoisfurry: dont u …………….. me

Holmes: yeah

Holmes: i won’t u……………….me

elmoisfurry: ill ……………. ………………. …………………………………………………………….and……………………………………ed………………………… beotch

Holmes: your mom is such a …………..mother……….’in….stinkin’……..fat…….bean eatin’……….bag

elmoisfurry: jfugudytfkhtfljflju

elmoisfurry: hkiujg

elmoisfurry: hj

elmoisfurry: oph

elmoisfurry: p

elmoisfurry: olih

Holmes: …………….

elmoisfurry: ;ihbhlgyouifthtrgwsefywerfqwrstupooooooooooooopppppppppp

Holmes: ………..

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Holmes: ..

Holmes: 🙂

Holmes: :-)(

Holmes signed off at 4:37:54 PM.

Holmes signed on at 4:39:01 PM.

elmoisfurry: oooooooooooooooooooo look at meeeeeee

elmoisfurry: im hoooooolmes

elmoisfurry: i sign off and on whenever i waaaaant

Holmes: no i’m holmes

Holmes: and I sign off when ever i want

elmoisfurry: not ne more

Holmes: so holmes whats new

elmoisfurry: ho monkey

elmoisfurry: thats ur new name

elmoisfurry: ho monkey

elmoisfurry: or

elmoisfurry: ho ho the ho

Holmes: no bobo the ho

elmoisfurry: or ho ho the hoe

elmoisfurry: no thats gay ho ho

elmoisfurry: i think ho ho the ho’ing hoe is a good name

elmoisfurry: yes

elmoisfurry: ur new name is

Holmes: ok

elmoisfurry: ho ho the ho’ing hoe

Holmes: so holmes

Holmes: whats up

elmoisfurry: ur pooped up face

elmoisfurry: hahahahahahaha

Holmes: HHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Holmes: i’m a ho’ing hoe

elmoisfurry: noooooo

elmoisfurry: ur ho ho the ho’ing hoe

elmoisfurry: AND U GOTTA SAY HO HO HO. IM A HOE THATS A HO. LOOK AT MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

elmoisfurry: and add on an “AUHH!!” every once in a while

elmoisfurry: guess who i am

Holmes: dave

Holmes: or stimpy

elmoisfurry: nonononononononononono

elmoisfurry: they b gaygay

Holmes: o

elmoisfurry: yea

elmoisfurry: beotch

Holmes: o

elmoisfurry: damn u suck at being not boring

Holmes: yeah i know

Holmes: i was born with the talent

elmoisfurry: no thats sukitude

elmoisfurry: an ability would be being able to poop ten yards

elmoisfurry: now thats a talent

Holmes signed off at 4:58:16 PM.

elmoisfurry: u suck

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elmoisfurry: gay ho

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elmoisfurry: stop saying that bitch

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