Santa: HO HO HO

Holmes: OH MY GOD! IT’S SANTA! I WANT SOME PASTE AND A CUP OF PENNIES FOR CHRISTMAS

Santa: No youve been baddd!

Holmes: but…but…but…that old lady DESERVED to be smacked and spanked…and that little baby didn’t deserve that candy, he didn’t ADMIRE it as much as i did

Santa: You aint gettin shit!

Santa: Just kidding! ^_^

Santa: ::gives him shit::

Holmes: ::takes it:: i love you santa ::hugs him::

Santa: ::feels loved:: Yup, this is the best part of the job =)

Holmes: i was lieing…i didn’t get shit for nothing! ::pulls down his pants and yanks on his beard::

Santa: You naughty boy!

Santa: Get him elves!!

Santa: ::a buncha elves jump on him gnawing and biting::

Holmes: No! Don’t send Miketyson the elve on me! HE bit my EAR last time ::runs in circles trying to advoid the elves::

Santa: BITE HIS BUM MIKETYSON!!

Santa: SHOW NO MERCY!!! MUOHOHOHOHOHO

Holmes: ::gets bit in the bum:: My BUM! My Bum! My Bum is on the ELF!

Santa: ::all the evles fart in his general direction::

Santa: *fart**fart**fart**fart**fart**fart*

Holmes: ::grabs his chest:: it’s all over…i’m going to that big rectum in the sky…good bye stinky world, i’ve been brown faced with farts ::falls over::

Santa: HOHO! Feel the jollyness of my gas!!!

Santa: ::lays a ferociously jolly fart::

Santa: ::a little TOO jolly::

Holmes: it’s…too…jolly…we’re…loosing oxygen…fast…captain…save us…we’re…we’re…

Holmes: downloading napster…

Santa: Ok, my work here is done. ::hops in his sleigh and flies off::

Holmes: ::flips the finger:: HO HO this FAT BOY

Santa: I’ll be back next year, with more elves and beans too!!!!

Holmes: I’ll be wearing my GAS MASK MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ::cough:: ::cough:: uh…oh yeah…MUHAHAHAHAHAHA