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#5919: RideOrDieChic -> Holmes

RideOrDieChic: HEY! ASL

Holmes: mind your damn buisness

Holmes: your freaky

RideOrDieChic: NO IM NOT

Holmes: i’m 105/transexual/Hell, Michigan

Holmes: wanna go out with me, big you? you sound so sexy

RideOrDieChic: SORRY I DIDNT MEAN 2 BOTHER I ONLY WANTED 2 SAY I LIKED URE SCREENMAE PLUS HOLMES IS MY FAVORITE WORD

Holmes: how about cheese, thats a cool word

RideOrDieChic: SORRY SNIFF SNIFF

RideOrDieChic: DANG

Holmes: or cheeze whiz

Holmes: or cheesy whiz cheese

Holmes: see

RideOrDieChic: SORRY

Holmes: WHAT

RideOrDieChic: I WONT BOTHER U

RideOrDieChic: AGAIN

Holmes: HUH

Holmes: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING

Holmes: STOP IT! YOUR GOING TO FAST

RideOrDieChic: I SAID IM NOT GOING 2 BOTHER U

Holmes: THE VOICES

Holmes: THERE TELLING ME TO BURN THINGS

RideOrDieChic: U SAID MIND URE OWN DAMN BUISSNESS

Holmes: BURN

Holmes: BURN YOU!

Holmes: AHHH

RideOrDieChic: OMG IM CRYIN

Holmes: so whats up man?

RideOrDieChic: IM NOT A MAN

RideOrDieChic: JESUS IM CRYIN

Holmes: cool

Holmes: need a tissue?

RideOrDieChic: NOT FROM HELL

RideOrDieChic: !

RideOrDieChic: U SAY IM WEIRD

Holmes: WELL GO BUY ONE YOU CHEAPO, YOU AIN’T GETTING SYMPATHY FROM ME, THATS ONE KLEENEX I BOUGHT WITH MY MONEY

RideOrDieChic: HECK I WAS JUST BEING A INNOCENT BY SSTANDER

Holmes: CHEAPO YOU SMELL ALL CHESSEY AND STUFF

RideOrDieChic: AND THAN I GET SHOT UP BY U

Holmes: I CAN CYBER SMELL YOU

RideOrDieChic: HECK IM RICH

RideOrDieChic: NOT CHEAP

Holmes: YOUR STINKY RICH

RideOrDieChic: YEAH

Holmes: STINKY BASTARD

RideOrDieChic: U 2 HEFFER

Holmes: TAKE AN ICE CREAM SHOWER YOU SMELLY LADY

RideOrDieChic: HAHAH

RideOrDieChic: LOL

RideOrDieChic: LOL

RideOrDieChic: LOL

RideOrDieChic: URE FUNNY

Holmes: so where are you from?

RideOrDieChic: HELL

RideOrDieChic: ACTUALLY

RideOrDieChic: OHIO

Holmes: cool i’m from LA

RideOrDieChic: COOL SO IS MY SISTERS BOYFRIEND

Holmes: TOO BAD I LIED HAHAHAHA

Holmes: LIAR

RideOrDieChic: O SURE

RideOrDieChic: AIGHT

Holmes: KISS MY BUTT

Holmes: whats up women?

Holmes: hey your cool

RideOrDieChic: SURE

Holmes: be cool and stay in school

Holmes: don’t do drugs, drugs do you

RideOrDieChic: WHEN DO UI WANT ME 2 KISS URE BUTT

Holmes: life sucks in the ghetto lane

RideOrDieChic: IM NOT STUPID

Holmes: RIGHT NOW

RideOrDieChic: THE GHETTO IS TIGHT

Holmes: CYBER KISS IT

RideOrDieChic: OK

RideOrDieChic: I KISS URE BUTT

RideOrDieChic: HAHAH

Holmes: YOU CALL THAT A KISS

Holmes: asl?

RideOrDieChic: OLD ENOUGH 2 GO OUT WITH U

Holmes: YOU FRIGID INSENSITIVE CRAZY LUNATICAL POST DRAMATIC STRESS DISORDER PATIENT

RideOrDieChic: YEAH U SYKITOFRANTIS CYBER HEFFER

RideOrDieChic: AH

RideOrDieChic: SISSY FIED TQWEETY BIRD

RideOrDieChic: YTO MONGOOSE SUCKIN DICK SUCKIN HEFFER

RideOrDieChic: HAHAH

Holmes: YOU RETARDED CHEESE MONKEY DISHWASHER SMELLY EATABLE CHEEZE WHIZ GUM CHEWING CARMEN SANDIAGO LOVING TOM BOY

RideOrDieChic: AWW URE SO SWEET

Holmes: i’m sweet as a rotten apple

RideOrDieChic: RU DONU TALKIN BOUIT YO SELF

Holmes: and twice as sweet

RideOrDieChic: CAUSE

RideOrDieChic: IM OUTTA HERE

Holmes: outta where

Holmes: here or there?

Holmes: there or here?

RideOrDieChic: BYE!

Holmes: WHERE?

Holmes: OUTTA OF HERE?

Holmes: WHERES HERE

Holmes: WHERES THERE

Holmes: WHERE

Holmes: WHERE

Holmes: WHERE ARE YOU GOING

Holmes: TALK TO ME

RideOrDieChic: OMG URE CRAZY

Holmes: HEY

Holmes: thanks

Holmes: i love you

RideOrDieChic: AWAY FROM U

(i was disconnected…damn lituanians) note: you can read more about them here: The AOL Theory

Holmes: hey

RideOrDieChic: WHAT/

RideOrDieChic: IMSAD

Holmes: why?

RideOrDieChic: CASUE

RideOrDieChic: CAUSE

Holmes: i’m sorry my brain snapped, that happens like every minute, sorry about that

RideOrDieChic: YEAH?

RideOrDieChic: SURE SNAPAGAIN

Holmes: doctors say i’m crazy but i don’t agree with them

RideOrDieChic: ITSNOTLIKE WE HAD A CONVERSATION NE WAYZZ

Holmes: see a crazy man hears voices in there head, but I hear voices from the baker under my BED, so i’m not crazy

RideOrDieChic: O KOOL

RideOrDieChic: BYE!

Holmes: and also the pepsi girl from the commercials is telling me to buy pepsi

RideOrDieChic: IMME 2 MORROW

Holmes: alright i’ll tell you more about the gay man that sleeps in my bed tommorow…