unfurry – adj. not furry
;} furry once, but not anymore
Tag Archives: hair
trash-stache
trash-stache – n. a “cookie-cutter” mustache found on rent-a-cops, hillbillies and other miscellaneous white trash persons. Trash-stache subjects are often seen wearing aviator sunglasses, driving primer colored old Camaros, or found loitering at cheap motels.
Ex. Frank can’t go to the Monster Truck Race, he’s busy trimming his trashstache.
stinicar
stinicar – v. to jiggle hair
stew knuckle
stew knuckle – n. a person who is short, fat, and hairy.
Ex. When an ugly person approaches you ‘ew look a stew knuckle”
spugget
spugget – n. a Mexican with bad facial hair who wants to fit in with African Americans by hanging out with hot sauce.
Ex. Brian Holmes is a spugget.
Spanish Goatee
Spanish Goatee – n. a mustache and a beard (that looks like a goatee should be) but isn’t connected
sixov
sixov – n. a volcano with hairy balls
shus
shus – v. to comb giant fluffy bunny hair
sebofio
sebofio – n. a woman with a hairy back
rosentega
rosentega – n. a hairy nose
quammie
quammie – n. natural hair that looks like a wig
pubic hair
pubic hair – n. hair that is on your pubes.
Ex. Sick, my pubes are growing pubic hair that is fucking puzzling. Don’t eat pubic hair.
pubacent
pubacent – n. a pubic hair found on the toilet in the center of the “U” shaped part that protects your ass from falling into the toilet bowl. DJ DeLuXe in the hizowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwz
Ex. John’s left a pubacent on the toilet because he was scratching his balls while crapping.
pem
pem – n. a barrel full of hair
OzzyOzfart
OzzyOzfart – n. a fart with long black hair, and a wife that it constantly calls.
Ex. Hey! I just made a OZZYOZFART! Be warned, OzzyOzfarts need plenty of sunlight!