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Kurt Cobain’s Magic Talking 8-Ball

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Q: Kurt Will I ever Over-dose in the future?

A: No you’ll end up just like me

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Q: Kurt Will I ever get a girlfriend?

A: The future is fuzzy from the hangover

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Q: Kurt Will you ever come back?

A: No I like it in Hell

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Q: Kurt Is your wife HOT?

A: Now how am I SUPPOSE TO KNOW?

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Q: Kurt did you kill your self?

A: The chances are High, just like me

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Q: Kurt did you smoke weed a lot?

A: HAHAHAHAHA he said Weed HAHAHAHA

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Q: Kurt are you gay or what?

A: Hey it’s HARD to find a women in hell…

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Q: Kurt, Yes or No?

A: Or

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Q: Kurt do you have cocaine I can have?

A: Ask Tommorow (and bring cash)

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Q: Kurt can I marry your wife?

A: Hey kid: Nice Ass ::wink wink::

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Q: Kurt is it true your in an 8 ball?

A: Hey i chose to come in here, I just like being in balls…

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Q: Kurt, will I ever find a GOOD girlfriend?

A: You just found a new boyfriend

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Q: Kurt, do I look sexy or what?

A: I like every bone in your body, especially mine ((eww sick))

Q: Kurt do you miss your Nirvana band?

A: Yeah I haven’t done Stereroids in a while, wait what was the question?

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Kissing Rules

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1) When Kissing make sure your eyes are closed.

2) When you are kissing someone make sure it is not someone else’s b/f or g/f!!

3) You may NOT eat pizza anytime before you make out.

4) If a person is a bad kisser, you MAY NOT stop and leave at anytime, it’s rude.

5) A person with braces may not kiss another person who has them.

6) When kissing make sure your hands are where there allowed (they can wander sometimes and some people don’t like that)

7) NEVER ask someone if you’re a good kisser, you will either get a wrong answer, or the truth will hurt you.

8 ) If you were expecting More Than Kissing don’t complain, you will get less the next time.

9) Kissing more than one person in a day can result in you not being allowed to kiss one of those parties anymore