Q: What did the mother ghost say when the little ghosts got into the car?
A: “Boo-kle up your sheet-belts!”
Tag Archives: ghost
Joke #17623
Q: What did the mother ghost tell her little ghosts?
A: Don’t spook until you are spooken to!
Joke #17622
Q: What spirit serves food on a plane?
A: An airline ghostess!
Joke #17621
Q: Who represents ghosts in Congress?
A: The Spooker of the House!
Joke #17620
Q: Why don’t ghosts go out in the rain?
A: It dampens their spirits!
Joke #17619
Q: Why did the ghosts put a fence around the cemetery?
A: People were dying to get in!
Joke #17618
ED: “What do you call it when a ghost makes an error?”
TED: “A grave mistake?”
ED: “No — a boo-boo!”
Joke #17617
Q: What did the guard at the haunted house say?
A: “Halt! Who ghost there?”
Joke #17616
Q: What did the ghost bride throw to her bridesmaids?
A: Her boo-quet!
Joke #17615
Q: Who greets you at the door of a haunted house?
A: A ghost host!
Joke #17614
Q: What day of the week do ghosts look forward to?
A: Moanday!
Joke #17613
Q: What ghost helped the Little Leaguers win their game?
A: The team spirit!
Would ghosts leave finger prints?
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“hey look. I’m a blueeee ghost!”
– Clifford, The Big Red Dog
Quote #15030
“That ghost is toast”
– from the TV