Q: What kind of friends did the ghost invite to his party?
A: Oh, just anyone he could dig up!
Tag Archives: ghost
Joke #17693
Q: What happens when a banana sees a ghost?
A: The banana splits!
Joke #17692
Q: What did they say about the ghost’s house party?
A: It was a howling success!
Joke #17691
Q: What is one room a ghost’s house doesn’t need?
A: A living room!
Joke #17688
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Celeste!
Celeste who?
Celeste time I’ll warn you before I come in!
Joke #17685
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sarah!
Sarah who?
Sarah ghost in the house?
Joke #17684
Q: What did they call the two little twin ghosts that rang all the doorbells on Halloween?
A: Dead ringers!
Joke #17683
Q: What do ghost babies wear on their feet?
A: BOO-tees!
Joke #17682
Q: What song do ghost children like best?
A: “A Haunting We Will Go!”
Joke #17681
Q: How do ghost babies cry?
A: BOO-hoo! BOO-hoo!
Joke #17680
Ghost: “Doctor, why am I so lonely?”
Doctor: “Because you’ve got no body!”
Joke #17679
Q: Did the doctor know the ghost was sick?
A: Yes, he was dead certain!
Joke #17678
Q: Why did the ghost go to the foot doctor?
A: He had an in-groan toenail!
Joke #17677
Q: What kind of doctor does a ghost go to?
A: A witch doctor!
Joke #17676
Ghost: “Doctor, I feel faint!”
Doctor: “Well, I guess you do. You’re white as a sheet!”