GOOD: Your car conveniently “runs out of gas.”
BAD: For real.
Tag Archives: gas
Joke #5293
There was a blonde and she pulled in front of a truck driver on the road and the truck driver got her to pull over and he drew a circle on the road with some chalk and said “stay in this circle” so he went in his truck and got a knife and cut her seats and the blonde laughed.
He gets some gas and pours it on her car and she laughed more. He got a match and threw it on the car. The blonde was laughing so much when he asked why she said “Every time you turned around I STEPPED OUT OF THE CIRCLE”
zenon
zenon – n. the type of gas that’s in a strobe light bulb
yuval
yuval – n. 71,000 lbs of fuel
selin
selin – v. to bathe in petroleum
reliob
reliob – n. a gas pump that pumps coins instead of gas
kilduct
kilduct – v. to rob a gas station only for its gas.
Ex. The punishment for kilducting is death!!!!
greizty
greizty – n. gas stations that have prices over 2 bucks a gallon for self serve
Ex. Nowadays, every gas station is a greizty. You didn’t see too many of those a few years ago.
gasgang
gasgang – v. to accidentally spray your moms back tire and exhaust with gas, and not telling her
folbpco
folbpco – v. to get high on helium
farting machine
farting machine – n. a bovine or swampy thing that emits methane gas
fart
fart – n. smelly gas that comes outta your ass (hey! that rhymes)
;} a butt burp
;} something that smells better than Sharon Turner’s nasty pussy
;} to break wind
;} Acronym. acronym for Flabby, Anal-Retentive Tory
distuchint
distuchint – n. a car that gets 1.75 miles/gallon
cooney
cooney – n. a funny smell, like a poignant gas.
Ex. He released a cooney smell from his under arm.
casp
casp – n. a gas cap