Q: Whats the difference between 100 dead babies and two red corvettes?
A: I don’t have two red corvettes in my garage.
Tag Archives: garage
Joke #18703
There was a knock at the door. It was a small boy, about six years old. Something of his had found its way into my garage, he said, and he wanted it back.
Upon opening the garage door, I noticed two additions: a baseball and a broken window sporting a baseball-sized hole. “How do you suppose this ball got in here?” I asked the boy.
Taking one look at the ball, one look at the window, and one look at me, the boy exclaimed, “Wow! I must have thrown it right through that hole!”
Joke #18436
Scanning the phone book for a garbage collection service, I came across one that clearly wasn’t afraid to tackle any job.
Their ad read: “Residential hauling. All types of junk removed. No load too large or too small. Garages, basements, addicts.”
Quote #15802
“I don’t want a house with a basement, a detached garage, and which has burglar bars”
– Ms. Signs
Quote #15156
“I bout that pig at Pink Floyd’s garage show”
– from the TV
Joke #13237
Crook with a gun to garage owner: “I expect about a thousand bucks and that’s just an estimate, Mac.”
saskinawachi
saskinawachi – n. the most powerful garage door opener in the world
Top 15 Reasons for Being Fired from Toys ‘R Us
15. A little too much joie de vivre while demonstrating the erector set, if you know what I mean.
14. Every time you’re passed over for a promotion, you stick your head in an Easy Bake Oven and threaten to “end it all.”
13. You got caught adding a garage to your house using embezzled Lego bricks.
12. Numerous parental complaints about your “Tickle Me Carl The Stockboy” display.
11. You went overboard with your GI Joe Militia display by adding the Tonka truck full of fertilizer.
10. Cross-dressing the Ken and Barbie dolls and telling kids they’re the new “Jerry Springer” edition.
9. The “My Little Taxidermy Kit” (with starter squirrel) is not selling.
8. Impromptu demonstrations of why Malibu Ken is not anatomically correct.
7. Got caught doing your Dolly Parton impression with basketballs again.
6. Source of reefer smoke finally traced to “nostrils” of Geoffrey the Giraffe.
5. Jaws of life needed to pull your knees out of your chest after you jackknifed a Big Wheel.
4. Caught hocking phlegm into tykes’ hands and telling them it was “homemade Gack.”
3. Your sales display, “Barbie’s Struggle for Survival in Post-Nuclear Holocaust Malibu” was not exactly an overwhelming success.
2. Too many reports from people who swear they saw Geoffrey the Giraffe in a leather bar.
1. Regardless of the question, you answer, “Bite me, kid — I’m on break.”
Joke #5491
Q: What’s the difference between dead babies and Mustangs?
A: I don’t have 20 Mustangs in my garage.
twimiday
twimiday – n. a computer built in a garage
nuvwumu
nuvwumu – n. a garage full of Pop-Tarts
hangar
hangar – n. a garage for an airplane
gwaaaaaa
gwaaaaaa – n. a garage door closing on 196 fish
garage
garage – n. a hangar for a car