Q: Why did the fish surrender himself to the fisherman?
A: Because he wanted to go home for dinner.
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NOTE TO FISHERMAN: “Doesn’t it seem stupid to clean the fish you catch? After all, fish live all of their lives in water.”
Joke #13091
Old maids are like fishermen — they’re always talking about the ones that get away.
Joke #13089
Did you hear about the loony fisherman? He baited his hook with a rubber mouse because he wanted to catch a catfish.
Joke #12820
Any sportsman will tell you that fish grow faster than any other game animal. That’s because every time a fisherman tells the story about the big one that got away, the fish grows at least another foot.
Joke #12815
Did you hear about the dumb fisherman who chartered a helicopter because he wanted to catch flying fish?
Joke #12668
He’s the kind of fisherman who catches huge trout by the tale.
Joke #11447
Charles: Do you know how to make a fisherman’s net?
Jane: Sure. It’s easy. You just sew a whole bunch of holes together!
fishvoc
fishvoc – n. a gay fisherman