“trains, puppies, feet”
– from the Radio
Tag Archives: feet
Quote #14935
“I have a bunch of super fun songs that you can clap your hands and tap your feet to”
– from the TV
Quote #14052
“if you were really lifting, then your feet would be under those things!”
– Mrs. Dolt
Joke #12029
My wife’s feet are killing me. They keep taking her to department store sales.
Joke #11978
OVERHEARD (in restaurant):
PATRON: “Do you have pig’s feet?”
WAITER: “No. These are new shoes and I just walk that way.”
Joke #11599
First Fan: Did you hear about the wrestler whose nose ran and feet smelled?
Second Fan: No, what was wrong with him?
First Fan: He was built upside down.
Joke #11413
Sister: Where are you going? Mom said not to walk on the kitchen floor unless your feet are clean.
Brother: My feet are clean. It’s only my shoes that are dirty!
Joke #11371
Bob: Go look in the cage over there. You’ll see a ten-foot snake.
Matty: Don’t try to kid me. I know snakes don’t have feet.
Joke #11168
Q: How are dirty socks like a losing team?
A: They hate to go down in defeat.
Joke #11154
Q: How are smelly feet like pesky flies?
A: You can shoe them all you want but they won’t go away.
Joke #10981
Q: What do you get when you put infected feet inside a pair of Doc Martens?
A: Pus in boots.
Joke #10956
Q: When are feet on your face?
A: When they are crow’s feet.
Joke #10739
Q: If a snake had feet, what would you call them?
A: Snakers instead of sneakers.
Joke #8992
Q: Why do women have smaller feet than men?
A: It’s one of those “evolutionary things” that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
Bad Submission #8636
name = car
email = utica4life@aol.com
use_email = yes
This_is_a(n) = IM
i_am = female
chat_room_name =
victims = male
submission = your feet smell and your butt smell worst