“farrrrrrrrt!”
– stimpyismyname
Tag Archives: fart
Quote #14718
“dream on, ya little fart”
– Little Nicky (2000)
Quote #14000
“BRAP.”
“Was that you?”
“No.”
– Go Smoke A Toilet
Quote #13874
“E=MC^2, where E = Beans, M = Stench, and C = the strength of a fart squared.”
– Boxtop11
Quote #13873
“Poop gas, dump gas, turd gas, fart gas, shit gas, toot gas and so on all equal farts.”
– Boxtop11
Quote #13872
“You give a monkey’s fart a bad name.”
– Boxtop11
crop dust
crop dust – v. to fart as you walk around. It is like actual crop dusting in that you are spreading your chemicals as you fly around.
;} v. to intentionally spread a smell around the room by walking around with the thing that smells.
Ex. Armando was crop dusting.
Joke #11065
Q: What do an elephant’s raised tail and a canary in a coal mine have in common?
A: They both warn of the approach of dangerous gases.
Joke #11049
Q: What’s worse, the fart from a rhinoceros or from a bull elephant?
A: No one has survived either to tell the tale.
Joke #11043
Q: What’s the difference between an elephant’s fart and a politician’s speech?
A: One’s a smelly load of hot air, and the other’s a discharge from a large mammal.
fart-n-reload
fart-n-reload – n. the kind of fart you have when you fart, and it feels like your stomach is reloading your bowels for another fart.
Ex. I just had a fart-n-reload, watch out!
neach
neach – n. someone that farts, and finds out that he farted in the face of a women in a wheelchair that is right behind him
jalton
jalton – v. to fart in a church
los angeles
los angeles – v. to fart so much, there’s a layer of methane in/around the house, and it looks like pollution, and have the heater on. Opposite from chicago. <see chicago>
chicago
chicago – v. to fart so much that there is a layer of methane in/around your house, and it is as humid as Chicago (the city), and you have the A/C on. Opposite from los angeles <see los angeles>