Two Eskimos went fishing in their kayak.
After a while it got so cold they lit a fire under the boat. The boat soon went up in flames and sunk.
MORAL: You can’t have your kayak and heat it, too.
Tag Archives: Eskimo
Joke #17888
Q: How do Eskimos like to travel to Alaska?
A: On icicles built for two.
Quote #14660
“we’re gonna be so rich we’ll hire an Eskimo to sit on your face”
– from a movie. Don’t know what this is from.
Joke #13287
Did you hear about the Eskimo who struck oil in Alaska? The first thing he did was rush out and buy his wife a cloth coat.
Joke #12532
Affluence has finally reached the Far North. Last winter, an Eskimo had a furnace installed in his igloo and ended up with hot-water heat.
Joke #11454
Q: What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
A: Polaroid’s
eskimoo
eskimoo – n. an Eskimo cow
Joke #5445
Q: What was the Eskimo’s favorite song?
A: “Freeze (for he’s) a Jolly Good Fellow”
Joke #5440
Q: What is an Eskimo cow called?
A: An eskimoo.
Eskimo Kiss
Eskimo Kiss – n. a kiss that isn’t really a kiss, just 2 people rubbing noses together. Eskimos kiss this way because its so cold where they live that they can’t kiss with their mouths or else they’d die. This is also why Eskimos have red noses, because they get very irritated after they have sex without taking their clothes off, and all they can do is use their noses to Eskimo kiss. Its sad.