tejeda – v. to use a huge manila envelope to transport a very small flash drive.
Tag Archives: envelope
Quote #23083
“These was on George’s Desk”
– written on a very old envelope at davepoobond’s job
Quote #21037
“YOU WILL RECEIVE A FULL $1.00 FOR EACH AND EVERY PAMPHLET THAT YOU PROCESS! What do we mean by process? It’s simple…
FIRST: You will neatly fold the provided pre-printed single-sided (8 1/2 by 11 inch) pamphlets into thirds [The pamphlet that you will be processing will be provided to you and will be printed on regular 20 lb. (8-1/2 by 11) inch paper].
SECOND: You will neatly insert the folded pamphlets into the provided pre-addressed, postage paid envelopes [These envelopes will be mailed directly to your home or apartment with customers’ names & addresses already printed on the envelopes along with postage already affixed to the envelopes].
THIRD: Lick and seal these envelopes and then drop them back into the regular US Mail, directly out to the customers.
It’s that simple!”
– from a spam e-mail
Joke #18596
When I was young I dreamed of being a test pilot. Flying higher, faster, farther. Risking my life for the science of aviation. But when I grew up I found out I wasn’t qualified because of my poor eyesight. Now I work in a post office which gives me many of the same thrills.
I’m always pushing the envelope!
Joke #12723
MR. DUNKLEY: “Why is this letter so damp?”
MRS. DUNKLEY: “Maybe there’s postage dew.”
Joke #12700
Why is it that you always remember the real reason you wrote a letter in the first place after you’ve already sealed the envelope?
Joke #12546
The only people who get rich addressing envelopes are bill collectors.
Confidence Is…
What is confidence, you want to know? Well…confidence is:
– Going to the race track for the first time in your life and betting every penny you have on a 50 to 1 shot.
– Walking through Central Park at night and carrying your life savings in your wallet.
– Spending all your savings on a huge luxury car because you’re the gas shortage won’t last.
– Telling a mugger armed with a gun that you won’t give him your money and he can’t make you.
– Mailing the only copy of a book it took you five years to write to a publisher without putting a return address on the envelope.
– Having an argument with the Heavyweight Boxing Champion of the World and daring him to lay a hand on you.
Joke #11746
Q: What starts with an “e,” ends with an “e,” and only has one letter?
A: An envelope.
tuaodiarc
tuaodiarc – v. to put envelopes/packages from UPS, FedEx, DHL, and USPS on top of a filing cabinet.
nukaeuzt
nukaeuzt – n. inside-out envelope