“I feel like a dwarf amongst midgets over there, man!”
– D-Win
Tag Archives: dwarf
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21777
Mary had a little lamb
And a little cat
A little pig
Mary was a dwarf
Why victimize her, I ask you that?
Always picking on the little people aren’t you?
You people make me sick.
Joke #18341
Q: What did Snow White like to read to the dwarfs at night?
A: Short stories.
Joke #18340
Q: What do you call a fairy tale about a white frog who lives with a bunch of dwarfs?
A: Snow Wart.
Quote #13862
“Grumpy as his name suggests was not a happy dwarf”
– from a book
Joke #13767
Q: Why does Santa have elves in his workshop?
A: Because the Seven Dwarves were busy.
Joke #11162
Q: How did Snow White’s smock get wet?
A: She was sprinkling pepper too close to Sneezy.
Joke #11161
Q: Why was the eighth dwarf dropped from Snow White?
A: The producers didn’t think people were ready for “Queasy.”