Q: What did the boy say when he saw his dog lying in the sun?
A: “Hot dog!”
Tag Archives: dog
Joke #17565
Q: What did the angry dog say?
A: “Them’s biting words!”
Joke #17562
DOG: “What position do you play on the Greyhound Nine?”
DOG BASEBALL PLAYER: “First bus!”
Joke #17560
Q: Which baseball team do our dog friends like?
A: Oh, any ca-nine!
Joke #17555
BIRD: “Why are you leaving — are you a ‘fraidy-cat?”
CAT: “They HOUNDED me out of town!”
Joke #17554
Q: When is the best time for our cat friends to leave a place?
A: Anytime it’s gone to the dogs!
Joke #17553
Q: When do dogs feel particularly frisky?
A: When it’s leap year!
Joke #17548
Q: What kinds of dogs are full of ticks?
A: Watch dogs!
Joke #17547
Q: In what state can you find the most little dogs?
A: In a state of pupulation growth!
Joke #17528
DOG: “So you’re from Russia, eh?”
COW: “Yes — I’m a Mos-Cow!
Joke #17527
Q: Which dogs come from Spain?
A: Cocker Spaniards!
Joke #17526
Q: What American City is least popular with our animal friends?
A: Fleadelphia!
Joke #17525
Q: What famous waterway is visited by many dogs?
A: The Panama Kennel!
Joke #17524
Q: Where do dogs love to go on vacation?
A: Kenneltucky!
Joke #17523
Q: What country do dogs love to visit?
A: Mongrolia!